corrupt a wish

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but no one goes to you for anything.

I wish I had a ton of money.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It all got stolen.

I wish my wish wasn't corruptable.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but your wish never existed.

I wish pubic hair never existed.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted, but now people's crotches are slightly colder.

I wish I wasn't a hypochondriac.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but then you become a germaphobe.

I wish for fake cupcakes!  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted, the plastic it was made from contain dangerous amounts of lead.

I wish I was able to slow down time at a whim.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but you slowed down too.

I wish I had a duck!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It frequently pecks your face.


I wish university would end quicker.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Granted, but it ended with you in it.

I wish I married a fish.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted, but you were both caught in a fisherman's net and eating at ritzy seafood joint.

I wish I could actually afford this outfit in real life.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. It was just enough money and now you're bankrupt.

I wish I could understand and speak every language in the world.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted, but the vast amount of spacial memory made you forget everything else you learned in grade school.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I wish I climbed into bed.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. Your bed is a bed of nails.

I wish for more ham  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You get Boris' 'pressed ham'.

I wish I had a cool looking uniform.