Why I Killed You

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you so I could use your body for experiments.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I killed you because I was drugged and thought you were a monster with its head on fire.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you for abusing animals.  

[lil_lollypop1]

I killed you for not doing your job!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for not brushing and flossing.  

[lil_lollypop1]

I killed you for caring too much about my teeth!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you for sacrificing all my normal clothes to the toilet!  

[lil_lollypop1]

I killed you for trying look down my bra.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you for your fairy!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because you kept splashing around in the office toilet.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you for killing me for splashing around in the office toilet, even though you told me to!  

[Ariemea]

I killed you to try out my new body preserving method. Sorry 'bout that...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because you're the Cavity Fairy  

[Ariemea]

I killed you because you're my arch-nemesis, the plaquecleanator.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you for your body!