Why I Killed You

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for being on a rival team.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you because you kidnapped Rufus!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for making fun of my uniform.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you for killing the gods!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for not making sense, which is now illegal.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you for making me a ghost!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because I have a flamethrower and I wanted to use it.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you because You need me.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I killed you because I haven't killed anyone in a while.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for lipsynching.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you for melting my killer snowmen.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for letting your animals pee on my armor.  

[Esora2]

I killed you because who just walks out in front of my car like that?!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for running into me with your car. Good thing I was wearing my power armor.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you for destroying the Wal Mart I bought.