Never ending story......

[TheOnlyLuvForAVampire_1]

went to go get drunk on hard lemonade, which turned out to be....  

[Pure Rose Artemis]

yellow snow rofl and when he realized what he was drinking, he then proceeded to eek ..........  

[Winifred_707]

spit out the snow on his girlfriend who then...  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

pulled out a fan and SMACKED HIM ON THE HEAD!! She said....  

[The Wandering Caretaker]

yes i need u to screw me back into place if u don't mind  

[Agent ColdFire]

as she was screwing him, somebody entered and...  

[Same Old Song And Dance]

and sung the nation anthem so bably that.....  

[Nimbaws]

they both kicked him in his nads so hard that he could only make high squeaky sounds and then he said.....  

[Taras Krieg]

AH, YOU'RE BREAKING MY BALLS!
To which the girl replied...  

[A Shiny]

"Oh, you like it. You haven't had action down there in a while." And he said...  

[Taras Krieg]

I must know

And she said...  

[Nimbaws]

"somewhere where your not getting to" and he said.....  

[Hinata5555]

come on show me, so she pulled down her skirt and then he  

[Reeshabby]

Was surprised to see absolutely nothing. "That's a rip off." He said.