"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Pepita3]

because your smiling

why am i not phsycic emo  

[kyttie_kurai]

They took away your powers at birth, you were a danger to society~

Why do dogs smell?  

[Scars_of_Imperfection]

Cuz they think its hot
why do we have birthdays?  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

So we can have deathdays

Why have mules?  

[Miku4U]

Because they're easy to spell.

Why is Anime addictive?  

[Echo Nacyl]

Because it's really a code word for caffeine.

Why won't my Yahoo work?  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

It has got the flu

Why did I think I disliked Mountain Dew?  

[Echo Nacyl]

Because you're from Arizona

Why Arizona?  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Because I work at Black Mesa

Why do I need iron pills?  

[Miku4U]

Because biting iron will damage your teeth for life. xd

Why GaiaOnline?  

[kyttie_kurai]

Becasue there's no other website!

Is there?  

[Pepita3]

A KID EATING GLUE xd !!!!!!!

Why are a bunch of men sexest stressed ?!  

[Miku4U]

Because they're scholars who mastered the art of chivalry.

Old Mac. Donald had a...  

[Pepita3]

. . . . . . a sideways stick up his butt mrgreen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is ther so much pressure put on kids now-adays?  

[Miku4U]

Because the adults are not using kids to compete against others in a "brilliant" quest for "superiority." (Okay I nearly puked while writing that. xd )

Why do people lie?