KILL THIS THREAD! Win 1k, new prizes p1

[bandaidd]

pm me if i miss any good thread killings. my internet playtime has disappeared, it seems. miss you guys.

*cries all over the thread*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-reaches into the thread's chest and rips out it's heart-

FATALITY  

[Nei1]

bandaidd

pm me if i miss any good thread killings. my internet playtime has disappeared, it seems. miss you guys.

*cries all over the thread*

Awww, someone will pm you Bandaidd.

*Bandaidd's tears becomes acid and burns a whole though the thread*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-cannibalizes the thread's meat-  

[Agamum]

tasty thread "drools"  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-hogs the best-tasting parts of the thread-  

[Nei1]

*cooks the rest of the thread for New Year's*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-eats what you cooked-  

[Nei1]

*has leftovers*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-eats leftovers a few hours later-  

[Nei1]

*splut's the thread*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-Has Big Al hire an assassin to whack the thread-  

[Nei1]

*pushes the thread in to an icy river*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-summons 20 soldiers and gives the thread the 21-gun salute-  

[Nei1]

*lets the thread pass away in its sleep*