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Total Votes : 126

Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 8 Total: 8 (1-8)

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:10 pm
Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus

The battered droid leaks oil all over the ground at the girl's feet. A spark flies from its frayed and tattered wires, which ignites the fluid.
Esme Marie Cullen = 85
Droid = 30

Esme sweeps the frazzled parts into the scrap heap. She happily finds a replacement to practice on.
Esme=250
Droid=30-55=scrap
Replacement droid=250


The new droid drops low and swings at the girl's ankles.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 250
 
Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 1, 8, 5 Total: 14 (3-24)
PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:54 am
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
New month. new droid to defeat.

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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Lobs a grenade at the droid.

Fred 250
Droid 140 untold damage biggrin


The droid pulls out a thermal detonator and returns the favor.
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 140


What a dud!
Spays pepper in the droid's eyes.

Fred 195
Droid 140


The droid uses the pepper spray to season a plate of food it offers to the girl which is labeled as "PERFECTLY SAFE TO CONSUME".
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 140


Do not like pepper which is why used it on the droid.
Leaves the food to the droid with added oil.

Fred 195
Droid 30


The droid uses the oil to rejuvenate itself and adds extra salt to the meal to help the girl pass on by means of high blood pressure.
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 30


Salt! Think the droid is trying to kill me. rofl
Will not be defeated.

Fred 140
Droid 30

The droid is nor more and started on a new droid already. whee

Fred 250
Droid 195  

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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8, 2, 4 Total: 14 (3-24)

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:15 am
Darth Daddicus

The new droid drops low and swings at the girl's ankles.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 250

Esme reaches for a hammer đŸ”¨ on her way down and swings hard, connecting with the droid’s rear circuits.
Esme=195
Droid=250-55=195  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-8)
PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:40 pm
Fred66
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Fred66
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Fred66


What a dud!
Spays pepper in the droid's eyes.

Fred 195
Droid 140


The droid uses the pepper spray to season a plate of food it offers to the girl which is labeled as "PERFECTLY SAFE TO CONSUME".
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 140


Do not like pepper which is why used it on the droid.
Leaves the food to the droid with added oil.

Fred 195
Droid 30


The droid uses the oil to rejuvenate itself and adds extra salt to the meal to help the girl pass on by means of high blood pressure.
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 30


Salt! Think the droid is trying to kill me. rofl
Will not be defeated.

Fred 140
Droid 30

The droid is nor more and started on a new droid already. whee

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid comes in and gets hit by a piece of random detritus. It drops down and ties the girl's laces together.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195
 

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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 7, 5, 1 Total: 13 (3-24)

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:43 pm
Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus

The new droid drops low and swings at the girl's ankles.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 250

Esme reaches for a hammer đŸ”¨ on her way down and swings hard, connecting with the droid’s rear circuits.
Esme=195
Droid=250-55=195


The droid short circuits and goes haywire for a moment. This causes it to whirl around like a tornado while holding its sabers out.
Esme Marie Cullen = 85
Droid = 195
 
Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 7, 2, 3 Total: 12 (3-24)
PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:31 am
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66


What a dud!
Spays pepper in the droid's eyes.

Fred 195
Droid 140


The droid uses the pepper spray to season a plate of food it offers to the girl which is labeled as "PERFECTLY SAFE TO CONSUME".
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 140


Do not like pepper which is why used it on the droid.
Leaves the food to the droid with added oil.

Fred 195
Droid 30


The droid uses the oil to rejuvenate itself and adds extra salt to the meal to help the girl pass on by means of high blood pressure.
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 30


Salt! Think the droid is trying to kill me. rofl
Will not be defeated.

Fred 140
Droid 30

The droid is nor more and started on a new droid already. whee


Fred 250
Droid 195

The droid comes in and gets hit by a piece of random detritus. It drops down and ties the girl's laces together.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195


Jumps up and down on the droid.

Fred 250
Droid 140  

Fred66

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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 1, 1, 4 Total: 6 (3-24)

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:03 pm
Darth Daddicus

The droid short circuits and goes haywire for a moment. This causes it to whirl around like a tornado while holding its sabers out.
Esme Marie Cullen = 85
Droid = 195

Yatta, yatta, yatta
Esme=85
Droid=195  
Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 1, 4, 2 Total: 7 (3-24)
PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:34 pm
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66


Do not like pepper which is why used it on the droid.
Leaves the food to the droid with added oil.

Fred 195
Droid 30


The droid uses the oil to rejuvenate itself and adds extra salt to the meal to help the girl pass on by means of high blood pressure.
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 30


Salt! Think the droid is trying to kill me. rofl
Will not be defeated.

Fred 140
Droid 30

The droid is nor more and started on a new droid already. whee


Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid comes in and gets hit by a piece of random detritus. It drops down and ties the girl's laces together.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195


Jumps up and down on the droid.

Fred 250
Droid 140

The droid engages its spike chassis, which causes sharp spikes to jut out of its chassis all catawampus.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 140
 

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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 1, 2, 5 Total: 8 (3-24)

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:35 pm
Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus

The droid short circuits and goes haywire for a moment. This causes it to whirl around like a tornado while holding its sabers out.
Esme Marie Cullen = 85
Droid = 195

Yatta, yatta, yatta
Esme=85
Droid=195


The droid makes an arbitrary hypothesis and ties the girl's shoelaces together.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 195
 
Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2, 7, 3 Total: 12 (3-24)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:08 am
Darth Daddicus

The droid makes an arbitrary hypothesis and ties the girl's shoelaces together.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 195

Esme slashes at the droid’s roller and trips with the attempted lunge.
Esme=30
Droid=195-55=140  

Esme Marie Cullen

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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2, 8, 6 Total: 16 (3-24)

Fred66

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 8:49 am
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66


Do not like pepper which is why used it on the droid.
Leaves the food to the droid with added oil.

Fred 195
Droid 30


The droid uses the oil to rejuvenate itself and adds extra salt to the meal to help the girl pass on by means of high blood pressure.
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 30


Salt! Think the droid is trying to kill me. rofl
Will not be defeated.

Fred 140
Droid 30

The droid is nor more and started on a new droid already. whee


Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid comes in and gets hit by a piece of random detritus. It drops down and ties the girl's laces together.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195


Jumps up and down on the droid.

Fred 250
Droid 140

The droid engages its spike chassis, which causes sharp spikes to jut out of its chassis all catawampus.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 140


The spikes do no damage. Retaliates by spearing the droid causing the oil to leak.

Fred 250
Droid 30  
Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 6, 7, 2 Total: 15 (3-24)
PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:05 pm
Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus

The droid makes an arbitrary hypothesis and ties the girl's shoelaces together.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 195

Esme slashes at the droid’s roller and trips with the attempted lunge.
Esme=30
Droid=195-55=140


The droid raises its saber above the girl's spine and plunges it down.
Esme Marie Cullen = pinned like a butterfly on a corkboard.
Droid = 140
 

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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2, 8, 1 Total: 11 (3-24)

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:06 pm
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66


Salt! Think the droid is trying to kill me. rofl
Will not be defeated.

Fred 140
Droid 30

The droid is nor more and started on a new droid already. whee


Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid comes in and gets hit by a piece of random detritus. It drops down and ties the girl's laces together.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195


Jumps up and down on the droid.

Fred 250
Droid 140


The droid engages its spike chassis, which causes sharp spikes to jut out of its chassis all catawampus.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 140


The spikes do no damage. Retaliates by spearing the droid causing the oil to leak.

Fred 250
Droid 30

The droid throws its overheating power cells at the girl as they begin to erupt.
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 30
 
Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 6, 6 Total: 16 (3-24)
PostPosted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 12:41 pm
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66


Salt! Think the droid is trying to kill me. rofl
Will not be defeated.

Fred 140
Droid 30

The droid is nor more and started on a new droid already. whee

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid comes in and gets hit by a piece of random detritus. It drops down and ties the girl's laces together.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195


Jumps up and down on the droid.

Fred 250
Droid 140


The droid engages its spike chassis, which causes sharp spikes to jut out of its chassis all catawampus.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 140


The spikes do no damage. Retaliates by spearing the droid causing the oil to leak.

Fred 250
Droid 30


The droid throws its overheating power cells at the girl as they begin to erupt.
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 30


Ducks to avoid the power cells and stabs the droid in the region of where a heart would be if it had one.

Fred 195
Droid 30

Another droid gone and a new one started.

Fred 250
Droid 195  

Fred66

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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8, 3, 8 Total: 19 (3-24)

Esme Marie Cullen

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:42 pm
Darth Daddicus

The droid raises its saber above the girl's spine and plunges it down.
Esme Marie Cullen = pinned like a butterfly on a corkboard.
Droid = 140

With the fresh morning air and brisk walk, Esme feels invigorated once again.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55-55=140  
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