Magical Soda Machine

[killafrog]

gets gets a talking parrot

inserts bird feathers  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets flight instruction manual written by Icarus

Inserts Azred Crimlean

 

[KommandoKat]

Gets a Kite
Inserts roll of string  

[Nei1]

Gets worlds largest twine.
Insets a book of world records.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: a lot of people desperate to "make a name for themselves"

Inserts: 15 minutes of fame  

[Icy Reign]

gets a show called, "Child Stars: Where Are They Now?"

*inserts prison, drugs, alcohol, and three failed marriages w/child support and alimony*  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: .... my brother's ex-wife... *cough*

Inserts: sleeping pills  

[Icy Reign]

ThisEmptySoul

Gets: .... my brother's ex-wife... *cough*

Inserts: sleeping pills

rofl rofl rofl (couldn't think of anything from laughing at that!)  

[bandaidd]

gets sad...

inserts tears  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: fears

Inserts: shout  

[lady ayami chan]

gets scared and cowers

inserts a frying pan  

[QuietStorm XII]

Gets Breakfast

Inserts Hot cocoa  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: toast

Inserts: butter  

[bandaidd]

gets the whole cow!

inserts pasture  

[QuietStorm XII]

Gets cowpies

Inserts free tickets to the nearest slaughterhouse