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Total Votes : 126

Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 6, 2 Total: 13 (3-24)

Esme Marie Cullen

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:09 pm
Darth Daddicus

The droid emits a deadly gas as it expires and the girl approaches.
Esme Marie Cullen = 85
Droid = 30

Esme chokes on the gas and expels all of it in 3 forceful coughs. It permeates the droid’s cpu and the droid falls. Esme grabs a replacement droid and swings a chain around the droid’s visual processor.
Esme=250
Droid=30-55=scrap
Replacement droid=250-55=195  
Darth Daddicus rolled 2 8-sided dice: 2, 4 Total: 6 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:21 am
Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus

The droid emits a deadly gas as it expires and the girl approaches.
Esme Marie Cullen = 85
Droid = 30

Esme chokes on the gas and expels all of it in 3 forceful coughs. It permeates the droid’s cpu and the droid falls. Esme grabs a replacement droid and swings a chain around the droid’s visual processor.
Esme=250
Droid=30-55=scrap
Replacement droid=250-55=195


The droid swings wildly and blindly with an ignited lightsaber.
Esme Marie Cullen = 250
Droid = 195
 

Darth Daddicus
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 3, 1 Total: 9 (3-24)

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:23 am
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Another droid to defeat.
Test the droid's strength with an arm wrestle.

Fred 250
Droid 250


The droid attempts to remove the girl's arm at the socket with its vibroblade.
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 250


Lucky it was blunt.
Karate chops the droid.

Fred 195
Droid 140


The droid ignites a lightsaber and comes down with an overhead strike.
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 140


Stumbles into the droid whilst concussed.

Fred 140
Droid 140


The droid takes advantage of the girl's clumsiness and pours a bucket of maple syrup on top of her before releasing an army of ants.
Fred66 = 85
Droid = 140
 
Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 3, 5 Total: 12 (3-24)
PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 1:58 pm
Darth Daddicus

The droid swings wildly and blindly with an ignited lightsaber.
Esme Marie Cullen = 250
Droid = 195

Esme side steps to avoid most of the blows and retaliates with her own light saber, connecting with the droid’s right appendage.
Esme=250
Droid=195-55=140  

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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 7, 2 Total: 14 (3-24)

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:18 am
Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus

The droid swings wildly and blindly with an ignited lightsaber.
Esme Marie Cullen = 250
Droid = 195

Esme side steps to avoid most of the blows and retaliates with her own light saber, connecting with the droid’s right appendage.
Esme=250
Droid=195-55=140


The droid backs away and fires at the girl with its blaster.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 140
 
Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 0-sided dice: , , Total: 0 (3-0)
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:11 am
Darth Daddicus

The droid backs away and fires at the girl with its blaster.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 140
 

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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3, 4, 6 Total: 13 (3-24)

Esme Marie Cullen

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:12 am
Darth Daddicus

The droid backs away and fires at the girl with its blaster.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 140

Esme picks up a steel rod and puts her weight into a downward swing, cracking the droid’s housing.
Esme=140
Droid=140-55=95  
Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 5, 8 Total: 17 (3-24)
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 12:07 pm
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Another droid to defeat.
Test the droid's strength with an arm wrestle.

Fred 250
Droid 250


The droid attempts to remove the girl's arm at the socket with its vibroblade.
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 250


Lucky it was blunt.
Karate chops the droid.

Fred 195
Droid 140


The droid ignites a lightsaber and comes down with an overhead strike.
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 140


Stumbles into the droid whilst concussed.

Fred 140
Droid 140


The droid takes advantage of the girl's clumsiness and pours a bucket of maple syrup on top of her before releasing an army of ants.
Fred66 = 85
Droid = 140


Thrashes around wildly.

Fred 85
Droid 30  

Fred66

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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2, 7, 8 Total: 17 (3-24)

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:32 am
Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus

The droid backs away and fires at the girl with its blaster.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 140

Esme picks up a steel rod and puts her weight into a downward swing, cracking the droid’s housing.
Esme=140
Droid=140-55=95


When the droid's housing opens, it reveals a radioactive power cell which irradiates the girl to a dangerous level.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 85
 
Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 7, 5 Total: 17 (3-24)
PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:34 am
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66


Lucky it was blunt.
Karate chops the droid.

Fred 195
Droid 140


The droid ignites a lightsaber and comes down with an overhead strike.
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 140


Stumbles into the droid whilst concussed.

Fred 140
Droid 140


The droid takes advantage of the girl's clumsiness and pours a bucket of maple syrup on top of her before releasing an army of ants.
Fred66 = 85
Droid = 140


Thrashes around wildly.

Fred 85
Droid 30


The droid piles pancakes on top of the girl and invites an army of hungry college students in to see her.
Fred66 = Wow! Death by Munchies! Didn't see that coming.
Droid = 30
 

Darth Daddicus
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3, 2, 1 Total: 6 (3-24)

Fred66

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:02 am
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Puts up a sign saying FREE OIL HERE.
Lies in wait for the droid to appear.

Fred 250
Droid 250  
Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 5, 3 Total: 12 (3-24)
PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:57 am
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Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus

The droid backs away and fires at the girl with its blaster.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 140

Esme picks up a steel rod and puts her weight into a downward swing, cracking the droid’s housing.
Esme=140
Droid=140-55=95


When the droid's housing opens, it reveals a radioactive power cell which irradiates the girl to a dangerous level.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 85

The fluid sputters back on the droid’s power cell and fizzles.
Esme=30
Droid=85-55=30  

Esme Marie Cullen

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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 6, 6, 3 Total: 15 (3-24)

Darth Daddicus
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:10 am
Fred66
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Puts up a sign saying FREE OIL HERE.
Lies in wait for the droid to appear.

Fred 250
Droid 250


The droid comes in and fetches the oil. It places its own sign out to lure the girl into a trap: FREE TICKETS AIR SUPPLY AND CHICAGO TOUR!
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 250
 
Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 1, 2, 7 Total: 10 (3-24)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:12 am
Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus
Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus

The droid backs away and fires at the girl with its blaster.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 140

Esme picks up a steel rod and puts her weight into a downward swing, cracking the droid’s housing.
Esme=140
Droid=140-55=95


When the droid's housing opens, it reveals a radioactive power cell which irradiates the girl to a dangerous level.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 85

The fluid sputters back on the droid’s power cell and fizzles.
Esme=30
Droid=85-55=30


The droid leaks additional oil around the girl's feet as sparks fly from its chassis, making it a hazardous situation.
Esme Marie Cullen = Burn, burn, burn, it's a burning ring of fire!
Droid = 30
 

Darth Daddicus
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 1, 5, 4 Total: 10 (3-24)

Fred66

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:42 am
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Puts up a sign saying FREE OIL HERE.
Lies in wait for the droid to appear.

Fred 250
Droid 250


The droid comes in and fetches the oil. It places its own sign out to lure the girl into a trap: FREE TICKETS AIR SUPPLY AND CHICAGO TOUR!
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 250


Joins the queue.

Fred 140
Droid 195  
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