Battle Training Room

[Esme Marie Cullen]

Darth Daddicus

The droid leaks additional oil around the girl's feet as sparks fly from its chassis, making it a hazardous situation.
Esme Marie Cullen = Burn, burn, burn, it's a burning ring of fire!
Droid = 30

Esme gulps an energy drink and grabs a fresh droid. She ignites her light saber and swish swish, removes both left and right appendages.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55-55=140  

[Darth Daddicus]

Fred66

Darth Daddicus

Fred66

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Puts up a sign saying FREE OIL HERE.
Lies in wait for the droid to appear.

Fred 250
Droid 250

The droid comes in and fetches the oil. It places its own sign out to lure the girl into a trap: FREE TICKETS AIR SUPPLY AND CHICAGO TOUR!
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 250

Joins the queue.

Fred 140
Droid 195

The droid places a "CONCERT CANCELLED" sign outside the arena and irreparably breaks the girl's heart.
Fred66 = 30
Droid = 195
 

[Darth Daddicus]

Esme Marie Cullen

Darth Daddicus

The droid leaks additional oil around the girl's feet as sparks fly from its chassis, making it a hazardous situation.
Esme Marie Cullen = Burn, burn, burn, it's a burning ring of fire!
Droid = 30

Esme gulps an energy drink and grabs a fresh droid. She ignites her light saber and swish swish, removes both left and right appendages.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55-55=140

The droid has studied surveillance footage from the girl's previous training sessions and was well aware of her tactics and the tendency she has of removing appendages. The girl removed the droid's decoy appendages, but its actual appendages appear from behind its back, each holding an ignited lightsaber. It slashes at her in a criss-cross fashion.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 140
 

[Fred66]

Darth Daddicus

Fred66

Darth Daddicus

Fred66

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Puts up a sign saying FREE OIL HERE.
Lies in wait for the droid to appear.

Fred 250
Droid 250

The droid comes in and fetches the oil. It places its own sign out to lure the girl into a trap: FREE TICKETS AIR SUPPLY AND CHICAGO TOUR!
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 250

Joins the queue.

Fred 140
Droid 195

The droid places a "CONCERT CANCELLED" sign outside the arena and irreparably breaks the girl's heart.
Fred66 = 30
Droid = 195

In a murderous rage the girl lashes out at the droid.

Fred 30
Droid 195  

[Esme Marie Cullen]

Darth Daddicus

The droid has studied surveillance footage from the girl's previous training sessions and was well aware of her tactics and the tendency she has of removing appendages. The girl removed the droid's decoy appendages, but its actual appendages appear from behind its back, each holding an ignited lightsaber. It slashes at her in a criss-cross fashion.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 140

Esme lobs a Phillips screwdriver at the droid’s visual enhancer, blinding the droid.
Esme=195
Droid=140-55=85  

[Darth Daddicus]

Fred66

Darth Daddicus

Fred66

Darth Daddicus

Fred66

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Puts up a sign saying FREE OIL HERE.
Lies in wait for the droid to appear.

Fred 250
Droid 250

The droid comes in and fetches the oil. It places its own sign out to lure the girl into a trap: FREE TICKETS AIR SUPPLY AND CHICAGO TOUR!
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 250

Joins the queue.

Fred 140
Droid 195

The droid places a "CONCERT CANCELLED" sign outside the arena and irreparably breaks the girl's heart.
Fred66 = 30
Droid = 195

In a murderous rage the girl lashes out at the droid.

Fred 30
Droid 195

The droid takes advantage of the girl's blindness from her tears as she flails about. It comes down with an overhead strike with its lightsaber.
Fred66 = Now you'll have to buy two concert tickets so both halves of you can have a seat.
Droid = 195
 

[Darth Daddicus]

Esme Marie Cullen

Darth Daddicus

The droid has studied surveillance footage from the girl's previous training sessions and was well aware of her tactics and the tendency she has of removing appendages. The girl removed the droid's decoy appendages, but its actual appendages appear from behind its back, each holding an ignited lightsaber. It slashes at her in a criss-cross fashion.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 140

Esme lobs a Phillips screwdriver at the droid’s visual enhancer, blinding the droid.
Esme=195
Droid=140-55=85

The droid lobs a drill bit at the girl's face in retaliation.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 85
 

[Esme Marie Cullen]

Darth Daddicus

The droid lobs a drill bit at the girl's face in retaliation.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 85

Esme finds a drill, attaches the bit, reverses the turn and backs out the screws holding the cpu in place.. The droid works itself in a tizzy and finally collapses. Esme grabs another for practice.
Esme=250
Droid=85-55-55=scrap
Replacement droid=250  

[Fred66]

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Two halves stitched back together take on another droid.

Fred 250
Droid 195  

[Esme Marie Cullen]

Esme Marie Cullen

Darth Daddicus

The droid lobs a drill bit at the girl's face in retaliation.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 85

Esme finds a drill, attaches the bit, reverses the turn and backs out the screws holding the cpu in place.. The droid works itself in a tizzy and finally collapses. Esme grabs another for practice.
Esme=250
Droid=85-55-55=scrap
Replacement droid=250

Esme follows through with boring into the droid’s visual enhancers.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55=195  

[Darth Daddicus]

Fred66

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Two halves stitched back together take on another droid.

Fred 250
Droid 195

The droid attempts to help the girl keep herself together by using a soldering iron to weld her two halves together more permanently.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195
 

[Darth Daddicus]

Esme Marie Cullen

Esme Marie Cullen

Darth Daddicus

The droid lobs a drill bit at the girl's face in retaliation.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 85

Esme finds a drill, attaches the bit, reverses the turn and backs out the screws holding the cpu in place.. The droid works itself in a tizzy and finally collapses. Esme grabs another for practice.
Esme=250
Droid=85-55-55=scrap
Replacement droid=250

Esme follows through with boring into the droid’s visual enhancers.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55=195

Before the droid can be bored to tears, it straps the girl to a chair and forces her to watch C-SPAN for hours to bore her to death!
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 195
 

[Fred66]

Darth Daddicus

Fred66

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Two halves stitched back together take on another droid.

Fred 250
Droid 195

The droid attempts to help the girl keep herself together by using a soldering iron to weld her two halves together more permanently.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195

So kind. Looks around for something to use as the droid's legs. May as well put the soldering iron to more use whilst got it.

Fred 250
Droid 85  

[Esme Marie Cullen]

Darth Daddicus

Before the droid can be bored to tears, it straps the girl to a chair and forces her to watch C-SPAN for hours to bore her to death!
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 195

Angry, for keeping her away from the outdoors, Esme lifts the television and slams it down on top of the droid.
Esme=140
Droid=195-55=140  

[Esme Marie Cullen]

Esme Marie Cullen

Darth Daddicus

Before the droid can be bored to tears, it straps the girl to a chair and forces her to watch C-SPAN for hours to bore her to death!
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 195

Angry, for keeping her away from the outdoors, Esme lifts the television and slams it down on top of the droid.
Esme=140
Droid=195-55=140

Esme adjusts the rabbit ears of the t.v.’s antenna into the generator, short-circuiting the droid.
Esme=140
Droid=140-55=95