| What's grosser than gross? |
| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 7, 7
Total: 20 (3-24)
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Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPTwo halves stitched back together take on another droid. Fred 250 Droid 195
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195
So kind. Looks around for something to use as the droid's legs. May as well put the soldering iron to more use whilst got it. Fred 250 Droid 85
The droid rips the legs off of its chassis and swings them at the girl.
Fred66 = 85
Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 3, 8
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:23 am
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Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus Before the droid can be bored to tears, it straps the girl to a chair and forces her to watch C-SPAN for hours to bore her to death!
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 195
Esme=140 Droid=195-55=140 Esme=140 Droid=140-55=95
The droid becomes one with the television and creates an addictive sitcom which the girl is mesmerized into marathon watching.
Esme Marie Cullen = 85
Droid = 85
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 6, 4
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:30 am
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 7, 7
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:58 am
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Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPTwo halves stitched back together take on another droid. Fred 250 Droid 195
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195
So kind. Looks around for something to use as the droid's legs. May as well put the soldering iron to more use whilst got it. Fred 250 Droid 85
Fred66 = 85
Droid = 85
So ungrateful. Throws the still on soldering iron at the droid.
Fred 85
Droid 85
That got rid of that droid. biggrin |
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 6, 8
Total: 21 (3-24)
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:25 am
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 2, 8
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Darth Daddicus rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 8
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:10 am
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Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid becomes one with the television and creates an addictive sitcom which the girl is mesmerized into marathon watching.
Esme Marie Cullen = 85
Droid = 85
Esme=85 Droid=85-55=30 Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250-55-55=140
The droid ignites a saber in each hand and swishes in figure eights as it attacks the girl.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 2, 3
Total: 6 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:12 am
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 8, 7
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:26 am
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Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFinds a new droid to play with. Fred 250 Droid 195
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195
You make me feel like dancing, I want to dance the night away.
Makes the droid dance too.
Fred 250
Droid 85 |
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 1, 6
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:46 am
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 3, 5
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:45 am
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 8, 5
Total: 21 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:19 am
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Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFinds a new droid to play with. Fred 250 Droid 195
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195
You make me feel like dancing, I want to dance the night away. Makes the droid dance too. Fred 250 Droid 85
The droid spills oil on the girl's dance floor.
Fred66 = 85
Droid = 85
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 2, 7
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 11:10 am
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Darth Daddicus Fred66 Darth Daddicus Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPFinds a new droid to play with. Fred 250 Droid 195
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195
You make me feel like dancing, I want to dance the night away. Makes the droid dance too. Fred 250 Droid 85
Fred66 = 85
Droid = 85
Slip, sliding away - drags the droid with me.
Fred 85
Droid 85
The droid is no more. biggrin |
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 6, 5
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 2, 6
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:37 pm
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Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen Darth Daddicus The droid ignites a saber in each hand and swishes in figure eights as it attacks the girl.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 140
Esme=195 Droid=140-55-55=30 Esme=250 Droid=30-55=scrap Replacement droid=250
Esme swings her leg around and brings the droid down.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55=195 |
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