Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Skizlersan]

you have the power to get a cell phone signal ANYWHERE!!  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

You have the power to speak gibberish.  

[Polyurethane]

You have the power of having FREE CELLPHONE CALLS 8D  

[Skizlersan]

you have the power to drink anything AT ANY TEMPATURE!!  

[Ignorant Soul]

Skizlersan has the power to wear his pyjamas all day without others thinking that he's lazy or weird.  

[Garynook]

Serenade of the Soul gets the ability to speak any language ever existed including Babilonion and klingon.  

[Skizlersan]

soul of aqua can solve any crime case within a matter of minutes!!  

[Garynook]

Skizlersan has the ability to shut anyones piehole with the flip of a bird.  

[Ignorant Soul]

Soul of Aqua has the power to bring toys to life.  

[Skizlersan]

Serenade of the Soul can murder people by summoning vikings from hordes of un-dead.  

[ChocolateChip246]

Skizlersan the pirate can make potatoes come out peoples ears just by poking them.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

You have the power to squirt chocolate from your armpits.  

[Garynook]

You have the power to hypnotise thousands of japanese women with your Caramelldansen skills.
caution won't work on swedish  

[Skizlersan]

You have the power to use subliminal advertisement whenever you say anything.

dance my Minions, DANCE  

[Ignorant Soul]

Skizlersan can sail the seas while living on nothing but rum.