Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deoxyribose-42]

Because he killed the love fern!  

[axeltheflame]

she looks like a Chinese dude!  

[engineer-of-doom]

He spent too much time getting X-rays taken.  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

The wind in her hair kept giving me a whiplash  

[Milleia]

She didn't love me like that bowl of water over there.  

[axeltheflame]

because she was to wild in bed  

[axeltheflame]

because i loved the octopus more  

[Metal Soulhunter]

Because (I was too evil), OH... I mean because he loved that Octopus too much!

 

[maydayp_p]

he wouldn't take off his mast...ever wink

 

[axeltheflame]

laughed at me when i took my cloths off....  

[Mystical Prodigy]

because he wasn't a rainbow unicorn  

[JapaneseKariOut]

Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it's so white as snow
Privately dvivided by a world so undecided
And there's nowhere to go...

Because she hit meh over the head with her candy cane.

In between the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it's so white as snow
Running through the field
Where all my tracks will be concealed
And there's nowhere to go...

 

[Somei Yoshino]

Because I cheated on her with a spatula.  

[JapaneseKariOut]

Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it's so white as snow
Privately divided by a world so undecided
And there's nowhere to go...

Because she has teh Mini Demon Wings!

In between the cover of another perfect wonder
Where it's so white as snow
Running through the field
Where all my tracks will be concealed
And there's nowhere to go...

 

[Somei Yoshino]

Because she was not insane enough.