hammer, duct tape, or clothes hanger?

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Duct tape to make them more sticky.


A faulty gas mask.  

[GoldenFraggle]

A hammer ! Just bash it and get a new one !

Charlie Sheen  

[B1g_crunch]

Duct tape his mouth shut and get a voiceover actor.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Hammer, duct tape & clothes hanger. May as well try and make a craft since there's nothing here. neutral

Shoes that are falling apart and flapping in the breeze  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Duct tape if you're really so poor you can't go out and buy a new pair, even a cheap pair to last until you can afford to get some good stuff.


Twitards.  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

hammer to smash their fingers and thumbs. no more twittering for you!!!

barking puppies  

[ScuroFenice]

clothes hanger; you can hang them up till the puppies learn to stop barking or they get back on in "time-out"

a cracked car tire  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

lots and lots on duct tape to patch over the whole tire


another twilight movie  

[GoldenFraggle]

ENOUGH DUCT TAPE TO MUMMIFY THE ENTIRE CAST !!!!!!! (Except Michael Sheen he's good elsewhere)

Every single song that has ever been auto-tuned !!!!!  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

MC Hammer will call in a few favors to old musical friends who will show them all how to make music with actual talent
(sadly, he himself can't show them)

rabid carebears  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Pull a McGuyver and create some sort of weird contraption with all three.


Flamethrower on the fritz.  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

use clothes hanger to re-wire it

girl scouts  

[GoldenFraggle]

Clothes hangers so those darling little girl scouts can make crafts !

Obnoxious kids who go out on Halloween night wearing a hoodie with the hood up and sweatpants and think it passes for a costume !  

[Mad Haru]

Hammer spree.

Poorly designed time machine.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Beat the hell out of it with a hammer. It was a piece of s**t anyway.


A Joan Crawford impersonator.