Below Me

[Azred Crimlean]

*Deep inhale* He's so buff and only wears a tie like Julia Roberts in Pretty woman tell me that's not sexy?

The person below me is in love with a Llama  

[wiccan j]

I just can't help myself...i like being spit in the eye!! lol

the person below me has invented the first flying toilet ???? idk...  

[Azred Crimlean]

Its an awesome way to pass the time when you have nothing to read, but avoid being under it during use. whee

The person below has nipples on they're shoulder blades for piggy backing children.  

[Angelicphrase]

I was part of this government experiment program. I was short on cash and it seamed like a good idea at the time. sweatdrop

The person below me is a struggling actor just waiting for their big break in the adult film industry  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Yup! Wont be long now either! Ive sent my portfolio of and everything! I got an offer for a small role just the other day which I accepted! "The fluffer" God I cant wait!!


The person bellow me has never cut there toe nails in there life and now has to were clown shoes  

[wiccan j]

well now i'm shamey! cuz da clown shoes won't fit, i have to wear platfroms to keep me off da ground....& forsgives em, i've been drinky *hiccup*

the person belows me likes to swimg from tree to tree  

[-Stumblefoot-]

AAARRRREEEAAAEEEEEAAAA EEEAAARAAARRgh!!! You know it baby! Im your jungle man!!

The person below me can explain Einsteins Theory of relativaty to an eight year old!  

[wiccan j]

F - as the mental state relieves me of any knowing at this period

the person b.m. is enjoying this  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Oooh yeh! I am! thats why I play honey!! Cos it lets me free my soul and join with the beautiful people like yourself! *knocks back another bottle of becks and reaches for the JD*

The person below me knows more about me than my own mother  

[wiccan j]

Um....idk how to answer this one cuz as a mama i don't want to offend the gracious hearts of mother everyere, but right now i'mgoing 2 answer tru cuz i don't think she knows wat u r doing now....but i do! hehe twisted

*pours more vodka & contemplates opening her JD*

the person b.m is contemplateing a red eye flight  

[-Stumblefoot-]

True!! heart but I lost my passport a few years ago and aint bothered applying for a new one yet! Will be at the PO mondy morn thow!!


The person below me can no longer be boverd to type "below me" LOL!  

[wiccan j]

HAHA! thank godness for spell check! i a wreck!

True! o so true!! rofl *takes long gulp of her passion fruit*

the person b.m. is also getting trashy!  

[Misty Marina]

I'll have you know I got this outfit from my mother!


The person below me is James Bonds sister~  

[MojinR]

<.< Yeah, well, there some things I haven't told you guys about me despite how my avi looks.

The person below was born King of the Devil's Scrotum.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Oh yes! And how he screamed as my crown ripped His vasectile out!


The person bellow me has a dossier that if released would tear down the fabric of order in the western world