KILL THIS THREAD! Win 1k, new prizes p1

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

Oh man! What is that god awful smell in here?!! *plugs nose and tries to make a call out to the proper authorities*  

[KommandoKat]

Comes with some professional Demolition Team " Need to Kill That Smell as well the thread" They Prepare plastic explosives"C-14" Place them in Weakest Points Of Thread...10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Pushes Plunger....
KABOOM Pieces of Thread all over the place...and smell is gone replaced with smoke and Ashes... burning_eyes  

[Nei1]

Now it smells like C-14.  

[Psyzapp]

I just LOVE the smell of plastic explosives in the morning! heart  

[Nei1]

It's a nice smell instead of the cats and dogs.  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Brings in a fire hose conected to a 100 gallon drum of airfreshioner and soap. Sprays it all over the thread, suffocating and drowning the thread while making it smell nice.  

[Gilda Geezer]

Now what's up with the big mess in here... Flying Fried Pheasants, this old broad can't catch a break coming or going. We finally found some nurses to take care of the geezers and here you little ruffians are, cluttering up the place like I'm supposed to clean up after you. *Stares down her glasses at the hooligan geezers in her best "Mom Has Had It" face.* stare

*Waits a few minutes, tapping her toe for someone to clean up the thread.* Oh, for crying out loud! I'll do it my damn self. *Grabs the broom and dustpan and sweeps up the pieces of thread, then dumps the entire contents into the large trash can.*

There, that's much better. And don't let me come back here and see that thread out of the trash can, little miss and misters, or it'll be early bed for everybody. ninja  

[KommandoKat]

..On My way to Bed Deposits "ABC GUM" on thread so everyone who comes thru thread gets stuck to and has to tear it off to remove from themselves ..Thread should be gone by Morning ... Or at least a Gummy Mess..  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

*flitters in and gets stuck to KommandoKat's ABC Gum* Oh, Great! Thanks a whole lot, KommandoKat! *brings out a jar of Peanut Butter, rubs some onto the gum stuck to her wings and eventually tears away from the gum* Aarrgghh! ... Oh, FINALLY!!! *struggles to flutter out of the gummy thread, leaving behind a sticky mess that smells of peanut butter*  

[QuietStorm XII]

I leave for a day or so and this thread is still alive?? Stand back!

* Summons huge boulders from the ground and sends them spiraling towards the thread. *  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Waits for the rocks to smash the thread before taking a pair of scissors and cutting the thread into a few pieces. "Hahaha, How do you like the play on words?" Its too bad and not my fault if they don't get it.  

[QuietStorm XII]

Umm....Rock beats Scissors, mon ami stare  

[Nei1]

*pricks the thread with a small needle causing it to bleed to death*  

[lady ayami chan]

*Ayami bats her eyes at the thread, leaps onto it swiftly and squeezes tightly.*
I'll love you to death it that is what you want!!
*She squeezes extra hard and violently, blood pours out from the small needle p***k that Nei1 had made*
Yes yes that is the way, loose all of your live sustaining properties!  

[Nei1]

*passes out*