what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Cerebral Perception]

I don't know what you look like, but I'd say you're at least 4' 6". It's a two foot drop. You'd get a scrape a t worst.  

[Mad Haru]

Odd...
Usually, by this time I would've dissected you and put your cadaver in a closet.  

[Cerebral Perception]

*pushes off my roof, and listens for the splat*  

[333sama333]

... ._. True...Heheh. sweatdrop I'm so smart.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Yep, you're a real Einstein. *huggles*  

[Mad Haru]

Woman!
Make me a sammich!  

[Cerebral Perception]

*mountain bomb* (wrestling)  

[333sama333]

*Looks at Harujiro* ...*Clings to Jaxcam's arm*  

[Cerebral Perception]

*pats head* It's fine sama. Now wait over there, out of harms way.  

[KylaiaJmaa]

......get. out. of. my. house. *doesn't leave* BOO!!! scream  

[AllAces93]

*wakes and see you, then shrugs*  

[Cerebral Perception]

Who are you? Who cares?!!! *kicks off the roof*  

[Marayuma-san]

*wakes, looks at you...goes back to sleep..wake up hours later and you have gone..."at least that's avoided..mendokusei"*  

[Firenzied]

*wakes up and looks at you* Why the hell are you in my house? More importantly, why are you in my bed? Get the hell out!  

[Ethrawl]

-rolls over and looks at you-
.....
You remind me of the Wizard of Oz.
.....
DIE! -grabs knife from under pillow and swings it at you-