Divorced Above Because...

[Nei1]

Divorces wiccan j, because she keeps burning my lovely clothes.  

[Pink Fregia]

i divorced Nei1 because her bats poop all over the house.
 

[Nei1]

Divorces Pink because she leaves balloon remnants all over the house.  

[Pink Fregia]

I divorced her because her kids run amok.  

[lady leko-chan]

divorces fregia because of her disapproval of Nei!
Nei is the most amazing person ever!! how could you leave her like that!  

[Nei1]

Thank you, but you forgot to defrost the turkey for tomorrow.  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

Divorced Nei because she loves my Blackberry more than she loves me! cry

((Sorry! I just couldn't resist!)) xd  

[Nei1]

Divorces Dougherty for keeping all those over due library books.  

[Lil Brat]

Divorced Nei for leaving sparklies all over the house  

[Nei1]

Divorces Brat because she has a nicer tree then me.  

[Psyzapp]

Divorces Nei1 because she has this THING with Christmas Trees and I just can't take it anymore! gonk  

[lady ayami chan]

divorces Psyzapp because she kept those flowers that man gave her! Do you know how that makes me feel???  

[Nei1]

Divorces Milady, because she starting to ignore me in favor of leko-chan.  

[lady ayami chan]

divorces NEi for making such an accusation! eek
I thought we had something special!
But where is the trust! sweatdrop  

[Nei1]

Divorces Milady for not having complete trust in me.