Why I Killed You

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i kill you because i need to steal your hat.  

[MissDeathWriter]

I kill you because I feel like it.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i kill you because your eyes are abnormally large.  

[AllinaPrincessOfDarkness]

i kill u coz u killed a kitty and stole its ears and tail.  

[Afi_Kino]

"70% of America does not miss Billy Mays..."

I kill you 'cuz your blocking my view of the eclipse.

"...70% of America is dead to me"

 

[AllinaPrincessOfDarkness]

i kill u for implying that im fat.  

[Afi_Kino]

"70% of America does not miss Billy Mays..."

I kill you for twistin' mah words, woman!

"...70% of America is dead to me"

 

[Jade Ruby]

You thought I was threatening so... hey, why not??  

[Jackalope2]

I kill you because I'll be killing myself too so we'll always be together forever.  

[Jade Ruby]

T.T cabbit.... *huggzles*
By accident, the only way that could happen is if I hugged him too tightly!  

[Jackalope2]

You got tentacled to death..  

[FireKunai]

I kill you because your avatar is prettier than mine.  

[Jade Ruby]

I kill you for having a problem with that  

[Cerebral Perception]

I could never kill you!! The only way I could would be if Seras gave me a kit-kat to blow a poison dart at you, but she doesn't even know you.  

[FireKunai]

I kill you for not killing ;D