If you lived (passionately) with the person above you..

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You seem to decline a lot of things, don't you?  

[Chaotik Joker RP]

We'd share guns.  

[Cerebral Perception]

*kicks out a window* No weapons in the house that aren't mine!!  

[Chaotik Joker RP]

*Holds up Smith and Wesson Model 10* Don't touch 'em if you can't treat 'em nicely.  

[Cerebral Perception]

*throws a vial of acid at you*  

[Chaotik Joker RP]

*Fires a full cylinder from the Model 10 at you*  

[Cerebral Perception]

*dodges* Y'know, there's a thing to being a ninja that I just adore.  

[Chaotik Joker RP]

*Explodes your side of the house* There's a thing about C4 that I just adore.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Good thing it's not my house. *hops out the window* Thanks a lot, you broke the house. Guess I gotta break into the next one then.  

[Chaotik Joker RP]

*Sits back on couch* Always wanted an open wall.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Did I mention that your C4 detonated my mini nuke? *breaks into the next house*  

[Chaotik Joker RP]

Did I mention I moved that nuke next door?  

[The Amazing Flying Circus]

Did I mention I live next door and do not appriciate explosives I don't know about?

(Love your sig, btw.)  

[Chaotik Joker RP]

Hey, it's Jax's nuke.  

[Cerebral Perception]

That explains why the entire neighborhood is desecrated. *goes to a new neighborhood and breaks into a house*