My Dysfunctional Pony: Friendship with Benefits (opened!)

[derg0n]

"Hey, what makes you think i wouldn't want you there, your a decent guy, and it means i don't have to talk to Moon about anything girly or the sort."  

[uki-katzugowa]

" oh come on, im not that bad Hammer." She flicked her hair from her eyes before prodding him with her horn "your just not in touch with your feminine side."  

[molly the crazy angel]

Col laughed. "Well then, I guess I will go." he said and looked at Nana and Dysi. "Hope you ladies have a good day. I'll see you later." he said and politely bowed to them.  

[uki-katzugowa]

Moon smiled as Col laughed before prodding Hammer again "see, Col knows what im talking about." She Grinned at Hammer before sticking her tongue out.  

[derg0n]

Hammer starred at Moon as she stuck her tongue out before sighing again "now your just being childish.....now, lets get some food please....i'm starting to get the urge to eat you."  

[uki-katzugowa]

"well then, lets find a nice place to eat then, id rather keep my body intack thank you very much." she smiled before looking around "uh, i dont know where we should go though."  

[molly the crazy angel]

Col laughed when he heard Moon. "Don't worry, I know a great place." he said and lead them down the street.  

[derg0n]

Hammer nodded before following behind Col " as long as its got good food ill be fine, if not, its back to eating Moon."  

[uki-katzugowa]

"Well....not if i eat you first!" She walked up to the side of Hammer and bit down on his kneck before letting go and letting her tongue drop out her mouth. "ewww...oh god, you taste like smoke and metal shavings...."  

[derg0n]

"What do you expect, you dragged me out straight from the forge....." He didn't really notice the bite that much, but he didn't ignore it, instead he bumped her gently away with his shoulder "don't bite me......"  

[uki-katzugowa]

Moon continued to walk next to him, her tongue still hangging out of the side of her mouth "Dont you worry, im not gunna do that again...you taste aweful." She trotted forward as she slowed down next to Col "i bet Col tastes better"  

[molly the crazy angel]

Col chuckled as he listened. "You two sound like a married couple." he said as he lead them to a small bakery/cafe that had wonderful food. "This is my favorite place to go for lunch." he told them. He then looked at Moon and laughed. "I don't think I would taste good either." he said.  

[derg0n]

"I hope not, it will drive all the single mares away if they think i'm already with someone..." He looked at the cafe as he ignored Moons comment about who would most probably taste better.  

[uki-katzugowa]

"i best warn all those mares about your taste before hand, because it isnt nice" She screwed her eyes shut and made a sour face "not nice at all"  

[Tifa_Rokkuhatot_tifa]

Nana waved to Col, "Hope to see you soon!" she yelled as the ponies walked away. Turning her gaze back to Dysi she noticed the female pony was know karate chopping every flower in sight. Nana just dropped her head and laughed, she was such an odd pony.