Quotation Bump Station! - Read the first post

[Triston Bane]

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."

-Albert Einstein

 

[Triston Bane]

"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised."

-George F. Will

 

[Triston Bane]

"Everything you know is wrong!"

-Weird Al

 

[Triston Bane]

"Some say the world will end in Fire, some say in ice."

-Robert Frost

 

[Triston Bane]

"Men freely believe that what they wish to desire."

-Julius Caesar

 

[applejelly0198]

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
-Sponge Bob Square Pants  

[applejelly0198]

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on"
-Robert Bloch  

[applejelly0198]

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
-Brittney Spears, Pop Singer  

[applejelly0198]

"Everything is funny as long as its happening to someone else."
-Will Rogers  

[applejelly0198]

"A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence." --Stokowski  

[flutterby123]

"Open foot, insert mouth." -me  

[Triston Bane]

"Let the scent of wintergreen linger in your nostrils" --Corely  

[dichotomie]

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead--Woody Allen  

[SpontaneousSunshine]

"I want to move to Canida and throw a birthday party for a black and white cow who really likes the color pink!"
Becca  

[Kurro_chan]

"It bakes in the microwave!" -My Gramma when she's makin' baked ziti.