Vending machine

[PizzaBoy220]

You get a tank projecttile-whatever-they-shoot thing in the face, and I takes the coin you didn't insert.

*inserts Kimoura's coin*  

[bare hands]

You get a Halloween Style tampon gun.

-Inserts Buffalo Nickel-  

[Tau_2]

You get a beer.

*inserts a chicken*  

[Animekitty47]

You get Peeps. (you know, those little marshmellow bird things?)

*inserts coin*  

[Tau_2]

You get a President. (because the face of U.S. coins have the faces of the Presidents on them)

*inserts a sporke*  

[PizzaBoy220]

You get a poke.

*inserts a kick*  

[Tau_2]

You get a shattered Femur(upper leg).


*inserts a change equal to $.13*  

[PizzaBoy220]

You get a message that says it needs 12 more cents.

*inserts shard of femur*  

[Tau_2]

You get a Clone of yourself.


*inserts a pen*  

[PizzaBoy220]

You get a pen sharpener.

*inserts unicorn*  

[Jelly Jiggler]

You get a $500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 gift card to hot topic. hey, thats not fair gonk

*inserts coin on string, then pulls string out*  

[Kimoura]

You get spotted by a security guard, and get a fine for twenty-five bucks, the hard-a** that he is.

**Inserts a coin.**  

[mimehunter]

you get your brother's sister's cousin's nephew's uncle's wife's son's grandpa's sister's dead aunt's brother-in-law's drivers license.

*inserts a coin*  

[PizzaBoy220]

You get boarded by pirates.

*inserts cannonball*  

[Animekitty47]

You get it back with extra force.

*inserts Polish coin*