Unfortunately , Fortunately

[goddessofforever]

Fortunately, a guy comes over that IS her true love and kisses her.  

[Arachnakid]

Unfortunately it is the last kiss he will ever give her--he has just been stabbed in the back by a ninja ninja and drops dead right after the kiss.  

[KO-KO]

Arachnakid

Unfortunately it is the last kiss he will ever give her--he has just been stabbed in the back by a ninja ninja and drops dead right after the kiss.

Fortunately, the ninja is a hunk who tells her, "Come with me, baby - I'll take you to The Moon."

Unfortunately, he can't go to the moon because he has no spaceship.

Fortunately, "The Moon" is also the name of a great sushi shack and they go there for dinner.  

[Raven_Spero]

unfortunatly i (who all of this just happens to be about apparently) have a social phobia and dont like to eat in public

fortunatly, my love for sushi is soo great and the ninja is so hot that i overcome my social phobia and go out to dinner with him.  

[KO-KO]

Unfortunately, the Ninja gets an upset stomach.

Fortunately, it isn't serious.  

[Pepper Peck]

Unfortunately, he then discovers worms have invaded his intestin.  

[Blaiz]

Fortunetly, he had a bottle of the cure in his pocket, for a ninja must always be prepared.  

[CrimsonxXxSolace]

Unfortunately the bottle was no where to be found, it must have dropped somewhere...  

[Raven_Spero]

Fortunatly I happen to have an extra bottle of "worm-b-gone" in my purse wich cures the hott ninja.

Unfortunatly he realizes I'm a pirate and pirates and ninjas dont get along

fortunatly the fact that he is my true love overcomes the fact that we are different and he decides to convert to piracy!  

[CrimsonxXxSolace]

Unfortunate he not much of a piracy material.  

[Raven_Spero]

darn!  

[little_moon_girl]

fortunately you guys are still in love!  

[KO-KO]

Unfortunately, a band of pirates AND a band of ninjas appear on the scene to do battle, and the ninja must choose sides.  

[little_moon_girl]

fortunatly you guys deside to go off on your own  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately the Pirates and Ninjas decide to team up and they capture the ninja, tie him up and throw him in a cell as they decide what to do with him.