[freaxy]

that or common sense is getting really hard to come by these days...no creativity, I tell ya.

stressed no more long distance drives for me for a long time, that's for sure. I think I slept at least 12 hours when I got home.  

[Malheureux]

Lil-Jo

Lil Brat

One would think they'd catch on after awhile... though perhaps they've not tried quoting the quotes... razz

Or just holding the left mouse button down and highlighting the full message box... xp

Or, perhaps, just hitting [CTRL] + [A] and reading the entire page...  

[Malheureux]

a while ago (back on page 13) I

Why does Santa Claus need to use a whip?

After intense research into this matter (I watched Polar Express), I have come to the indesputable theory that Santa Claus uses his whip to dispense MAGIC... And this made perfect sense after I thought about it because if those 8 tiny little reindeer could fly without Santa's magic they would fly away during the down time at the North Pole. Especially after being driven hard enough to go to every child's house on the planet in a single night!! I know I'd take off!!  

[Lil-Jo]

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.


Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.
GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.
LAUGHING AT YOUR SELF IS THERAPEUTIC.  

[Nodijo]

Well, I for one think this thread needs 'revived'....It lives! Zaniness WILL live to see another day! Hopefully I am not alone...  

[Lil-Jo]

Glad there are people that still support this "odd" thread...

It's kinda like the thread you can do anything in "like walk around the house without clothes" because no one can see anything... eek  

[Nodijo]

Yes, or you can be the "Invisible Woman/Man" also this thread reminded me of the days of playing Miss.Moneypenny (from James Bond) and using "invisible or disappearing" ink....ooooo goody, I like a good spy/detective story.... rofl  

[Lil-Jo]

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies!


1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Daily Thought: Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.  

[Nodijo]

Thanks for the giggles Lil Jo, especially the 'Daily Thought' I know a couple people in that category.... rofl  

[Lil Brat]

Oooohhhhhsssss - more lovely jokies and thoughts to ponder ~ thankies Lil-Jo... heart  

[Malheureux]

Lil-Jo

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

Hmmm... Maybe I'll try that....  

[Nodijo]

Hey maybe you could start a new 'trend' Mal...maybe I'll make that suggestion to my husband to. rofl  

[Harbone]

Hurgh. Where I work someone has already come up with that idea, but, yesterday, the moved on to stage 2, if you take my meaning.

My last day is the 6th!

Them: Hey, man! You been out doin' something POSITIVE in the community?

Me: No. I don't think I'll ever do that again.

Them: Well, ain't you worried about doing the right thing?

Me: Well, I don't know if I...

Gordon: Hey! Nonny nonny!
Hey! Nonny-nonny-0! domokun  

[freaxy]

...or the tub/shower if you're too short for the sink... rolleyes  

[Lil-Jo]

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