Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[Mewpher]

with your cat

who let the dogs out??? xd  

[Waverusher Kobi]

Whoever opened the door, duh!



What are the eleven secret spices of KFC?  

[Different...Very.]

Kentucky, Fries, Chicken, Cholesterol, Microwaves, Obesity, Scary, Posh, Baby, Ginger, and Sporty.

Why is this keyboard called a "qwerty" board?  

[karrie_webb]

Deary, because those are the first eight letters of the alphabet!

WHY AM I USING CAPS LOCK...TO ASK THIS QUESTION?! -Is annoyed-  

[Mewpher]

because your keyboard hates you

whats the meaning of live???  

[LaLadrona]

sex

why is the gutter such a happy place for my mind to be?  

[Lucius Belcoeur]

Cause drinks are free there.

Why is my keyboard a "azerty" ?  

[LaLadrona]

Because the world spins in circles rather quickly.

Wouldn't you say?  

[Different...Very.]

No, I wouldn't say "?."

How do you turn on a ceiling fan?  

[Waverusher Kobi]

DUCKTAPE! xd



How do you make jello?  

[LaLadrona]

With prayer!

How do you keep telemarketers from calling you?  

[Waverusher Kobi]

As you pick up the phone:


Answerer: Hi! This is Kobi's abortion clinic and pizzeria! Your loss is our sauce.



They won't be calling for quite a while.



How do you eat an Oreo?  

[Lucius Belcoeur]

Hot.

Do you know Internet?  

[CrimsonxXxSolace]

um...yessum?


How hot is a pepper?