corrupt a wish

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Granted, but none of your movies are good.

I wish my puppy would stop being sick.... crying  

[NoMoreFangirls]

(This is almost too sad to corupt.) Granted. The cure was death.

I wish I hadn't killed Faerie's dog.  

[Scarlett Syn]

Granted. But you then it bit you and you got rabies.


I wish I could cure rabies.  

[Christian Monroe]

Granted. But you get infected with rabies and it just so happens that you can't cure yourself.

I wish I was Hugh Jackman.  

[Scarlett Syn]

Granted. But now I'll be chasing after you for the rest of your life.
~~dreamy sigh~~


I wish I could change my eye color in a blink.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted. Your eye color changes every time you blink. Eventually, it starts to get annoying- so annoying, in fact, that you gouge out your eyes in desparation for it to stop. You are now blind for ever and ever. blaugh

I wish I could be an alchemist.  

[Scarlett Syn]

Granted. But then your laboratory explodes and blows you into smithereens.



I wish I didn't have to make this wish.  

[Mail Jeevasu Matt-kun]

Granted. You didn't make the wish, which means you didn't just post.

I wish that i had X-ray vision, invisiblitiy, and super human strength.  

[ChaoticCatDemon]

freakthemighty

Granted. You didn't make the wish, which means you didn't just post.

I wish that i had X-ray vision, invisiblitiy, and super human strength.

Granted, but you can't control it, and only in the most akward moments...
I wish I could meet the cast of MythBusters..  

[1Die Romantic]

Granted but one of the older cast members mistakes u for a ghost and tries to hunt u down
I wish i was a vampire  

[iSephi]

Granted. but you step in the sun and burn to death

i wish i was dead ((im going to own all of you in the game of life and death! WOO!))  

[ChaoticCatDemon]

Sephiro99

Granted. but you step in the sun and burn to death

i wish i was dead ((im going to own all of you in the game of life and death! WOO!))

Granted, but life doesn't work that way, so you're alive.. again.. I wish I was an elf ^_^  

[Ombrophobia]

wish granted, but santa makes you work in his workshop, and your boss is a slave driver.

i wish my boss was nice to me.  

[The Starduster]

Granted . But he's really , REALLY nice to you and always sits next to you and talks to you and it gets annoying . He also isn't nice to the other workers , so they start hating you .

I wish I was a fairy ^^  

[Mail Jeevasu Matt-kun]

Granted, but one day a huge dragonfly comes and eats you, only to spit you out to let you die on the ground without anyone to help you in any shape or form. Sorry. Your luck is horrible.

I wish that Ninja's were real... that'd be awesome!