Make a KH wish and have it go horribly corrupted!

[Fire_Queen713]

Wish granted but he finds u but doesnt hurt you just yells at you

Xemnas i think Kairi and pwnd_by_twlt want us to fight each other so we would kill Kairi anymore

Xemnas:You really think that were going to kill each

ya were fight for no reason

Xemnas:Right..

Saix:Xemnas wat r u doing anyway

Xemnas:Oh i dont tell you did i,I'll tell you later

Xemnas do you want these cookies??

*Xemnas runs at the cookies takes them and leave the room*

Okay... anyway I wish we will all stop fighting and start killing Kairi again

Kairi:*some where completly differeent*I have a bad feeling about this  

[shadekitsune]

Your right fire_queen, we must focus on the task.


Xemnas: Wish granted but I'm still going to scold you and axel more later. You shouldn't have eaten my cookies.

*both axel and shade bow* sorry xemnas.

Saix:What's going on. confused

Everyone: We'll tell you later!

Axel: I wish xemnas figures out where kairi is.  

[Fire_Queen713]

wish granted she in neverland for some reason and she can't fly ha ha

Xemnas:Fire_Queen stop fooling around we need to go to neverland and kill her

Ok *bows* Srry Xemnas

Saix:What u want to kill her why

Saix you ask a lot of question

Saix:I don't understand why ur wish and granteding wishes

Okay how about your make a wish for what is going on and u will know ok. Xemnas does Saix alway ask this many question

Xemnas:Ya but when he knows wats going on he can really help us

I dont know he might try to kill me again

Xemnas:He wont

Ok Saix do you want to make a wish???

Saix:Okay but i still dont know why I wish i knew what is going on here and no more of this "I'll tell you later"

biggrin  

[shadekitsune]

Axel: ok now after a person makes a wish the one that grants the wish must make it go wrong

horroribly wrong. Like so wish granted but the way this kairi situation developed is so confusing you get a really bad headache and since you still don't understand everyone now says "you'll understand in time". 4laugh See

Axe: It's that simple

Saix:Than why does myhead hurt.

*shade and axel*: exactly.

Xemnas: Now that explanations are done lets go. I wish we arrived in Neverland with no problems along the way.

Roxas: I'm coming too. smile

cool

Axel: Yeah! *mistakenly shot fire everywhere* xp

Everyone: Axel! stressed

Axel: Sorry whee  

[Fire_Queen713]

Wish granted but we land on the clock tower and that dumb thing in kingdom heats 1 is there

I have a idea *Looks at the moon* i can freze time so then Saix can go breserk on it and kill it

Xemnas:Great idea

biggrin

Saix:But my head still hurts

so can you just kill it plz

Saix:Fine

*I freze time and Saix gose breserk and kills it*

Ya now we need to some how fly to hooks ship and ideas

Everyone:...

Fine i do I wish we can fly and have all the pixe dust we need and no one fall and everyone made it there safely  

[shadekitsune]

Wish gra-

Roxas: Iwant to grant the wish. Wish granted but kairi is guarded by masses of fanboys and peter pan.

Axel: Sure it's not Micheal Jackson.

Axel stop being mean. Focus your comedic puns on kairi

Roxas: lol

Ok how are we going to get pass the fan boys.

Axel: Fire * flames up a fire ball*

Noo, the ship is made of wood.

Roxas: Than what do we do. I wish Xemnas came up with a plan to bypass the fans.

PS: How the fu8k do you defeat the phantom in neverland. I know your suppose to use magic depending on the collor of his jewel but what else!  

[Fire_Queen713]

wish granted but i had a better one

Xemnas:Right...

Ya but at least we by passed the fanboy

Xemnas:Ur right now we need to find wat room Kairi is in.I wish we know what room she hiding in

start kick in the doors

Xemnas:That will take to long and she will hear us if were kicking the doors in

But its fun

Xemnas:I know

p.s. i dont know how to kill it thats why i made Saix go bresker on it and i made my sister kill it for me so i dont know  

[shadekitsune]

Wish granted I found it but its protected by an extremely powerful barrior that blocks all dark powers. So most of us will become weak.

Roxas:Crap, were so close.

Axel:Yeah. Maybe Xemnas can break it

THe barrior blocks all dark powers.

Axel: Oh yeah, man I wish we could bypass the barrior  

[Fire_Queen713]

Xemnas:You moron r u trying to kill me

LOL,wish granted i use my keyblade to take down the barrior and it worked but now i cant use my power only the keyblade.

Saix:What powers do you have it looks like you can freze time that it

I can freze time trun invisable and erase peoples minds twisted

Axel:Really thats kool

Ya i know, I wish i had my kool powers back  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

HE HE HEE twisted Wish granted,but you can't control them when you get them back and you end up erasing everyones memory, including yours, of why everyones in neverland!!! MWA HA HA HA HAA!!!!!

*I cover the forcefield hiding Kairi so no one strts going after her again*

Axel: Why am I on a flamable ship???

Roxas: Why am I so close to Axel???

Xemnas: Why am I not eating my cookies???

Saix:Why am I covered in black cloak shreads???

Why are you guys here anyways??? You'd all rather be home, right?

Everyone: Right!!!

*Xemnas opens a portal back home*  

[Fire_Queen713]

wait Xemnas I do remember y were here becuse i cant erase my own mind twisted were here becuse Kairi is hiding here and pwnd_by_twlt is hiding her


Xemnas:Thats right*Points light swords at pwnd_by_twlt*


Xemnas:Wheres Kairi!!!

pwnd_by_twlt:Im not telling


Fine Xemnas do you mind hiting him a little until he does and you stay here with him to make sure hes not lieing

Xemnas:Sure twisted

I wish pwnd_by_twlt will tell us the right place Kairi is and he dies it he is lieing twisted  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

Grr... Fine, I tell you guys that shes behind that door, but Riku comes through his own dark portal and escapes in front of your eyes... Meaning I don't die mrgreen

Oh, and Fire_Queen... DON'T SPEAK FOR ME scream

Axel: Wow, he's pissed...

WELL OF COURSE I AM!!! RIKU GOT OFF WITH MY GIRL scream !!!!!  

[shadekitsune]

*I come out of a dark portal.* Hey guys look what I got * moves to show Kairi tied up.

Axel: Awsome shade you captured Kairi

Where have you been evil

Roxas: and how did you captured kairi from riku

Easy I intercepted riku through the dark portals and told him that if he let us have kairi he'll have sora all to him self. Plus I'll make sure no riku fangirls ever dicovered him. whee

Kairi *mouth taped* luffmm muff guffommmm crying

begging won't work. Xemnas and Fire_queen she's all yours

Xemnas: Exellent twisted I wish the rest of organization is here to enjoy this ...funevent

Axel: Yeah!

Roxas: Never under estimate the power of a fangirl  

[Fire_Queen713]

yay wish granted but the dusk cant come biggrin

Xemnas:Fire_Queen what r u doing we have to start this party

umm coming *rans to where Xemnas is* if we have Kairi what r we going to do now?

*everyone stop and looks at me*

Xemnas:What do u mean?

We have Kairi now right and now we dont have anything to do together like this and it was fun

Xemnas:aww well think of something but we dont have to worry about it now

Ok what r we going to do to Kairi now kill her or somehitng

Xemnas:somthing like that twisted

I wish i can stop worring about what were going to do after all this

p.s. my mind erasing power only works if i put me hand in the person face and wipe there mind and i have to say what i want them to forget twisted  

[shadekitsune]

Wish granted but instead of worringwhat we're going to do you worry how were going to do it.

Axel: I still say we should have a bonfire

It'll attract the hippies.


Roxas: You want fire so much we could strap Kairi to a fire rocket and lauch her wink

Axel: Yeah I wish for that I wish for a fire rocket xp

*sighs* this isn't going to end well stare