ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[0o-Slash-o0]

ME!!!!!!!!!

WTF is a computer?  

[Truth Once Failed Me]

why am i a person..?  

[RainnDropz]

Because you are. =DDDD


What is my name...?  

[Om-Nom-Nom OwO]

Edgar

And then?

 

[A Random Horrible Mess]

and then? what? and then and then and then and then you randomly imploded!!

How do you conquer the world??  

[Boku wa Ichirin no Hana]

You need permission from ME!
How do I convince my mom that I'm bi?  

[A Random Horrible Mess]

By making out with a guy and a girl in front of her! eek

Why do people think Genesis is true?  

[Final Fiasco]

Because their games pwn.




What would happen if I divided by zero?

 

[mods helper]

ure brain would explode


why did grass have to have the name grass?  

[0o-Slash-o0]

Because i threatened to burn them down with my flame sword if
they didn't get a new name.

SOMEONE ANSWER MY FRIGGIN QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!

WTF IS A COMPUTER??????????  

[A Random Horrible Mess]

a computer is your mom!

Why does the earth rotate around the sun?  

[mods helper]

because its too stupid to rotate around the moon.

how was the universe created?  

[0o-Slash-o0]

I threw a paper ball coloured orange into the rubbish bin and
it exploded. Yes i am god. No you cannot ask me for anything.
Ask my son jesus, hes got about 2 seconds on his time.

How is an ipod made?  

[mods helper]

it is made so that u can put songs on it.

Where did the rainbow come from?  

[0o-Slash-o0]

Music Lover_12345

it is made so that u can put songs on it.

Where did the rainbow come from?

I said HOW is it made not why it is made.

Anyway uh it came from when i mixed grass with the sky.

What colour skin is god?