Corrupt a Wish

[0o-Slash-o0]

Wish granted.

a bunch of bull terriers eat it.

I wish i had a guitar  

[M4d Baumer]

Wish Granted

The first time you try to play it, it explodes in a big firey ball, killing you and all your loved ones.

I wish my Mini-fridge wasn't haunted.  

[0o-Slash-o0]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA rofl

Lol, anyway uh wish granted.

But when you open the door you slip into it by a mysterious
banana planted by your mum. And then you are frozen for the rest
of eternity, and no you cannot borrow my flame sword
to thaw yourself out.

Uh i wish that i could see a chicken crossing a road  

[leizlrox]

granted, but then more chickens start crossing and you can never get passed them
i wish i could type faster  

[Emo_Demon_Kid]

granted, but now u cant spell

i wish i could c my friends back in nj one more time  

[Om-Nom-Nom OwO]

SHAZZAM!

You can see your friend's pictures of them in New Jersey, but you can't talk to them. (Haha! I cheaped out. :])

I wish the hokey pokey really is what it's all about.

 

[0o-Slash-o0]

Wish granted

The hokey pokey has brainwashed the world and everyone is to
do one massive hokey pokey line down the equator for the
rest of eternity.

I wish that in heaven you could play gaia for the rest of eternity.  

[LOL I NAMEDROP PPLZ]

Granted.
You can play Gaia in heaven for eternity but you eventualy get tired of it and don't want to play any more.

I wish I had a really big kitchen.  

[RainnDropz]

Granted.
But then the pans and stuff flies everywhere.

I wish I can win millions in Mil-a-Day Giveaways. c:  

[Noche Flor]

granted but it turns out that the gold was stolen so you go to jail

i wish i could play the guitar  

[leizlrox]

granted, but then the guitar is massive and you can barley play it.
i wish that there was such thing as a potatoe tree.  

[A Random Horrible Mess]

granted, but you sit underneath of it and all the potatoes hit your face, ouch!

I wish that there was ice cream in my house.  

[Boku wa Ichirin no Hana]

Granted, but your dentist won't let you eat it. All you can do is look at it.
I wish people would watch my AMV... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36HnoLLoCCo xd  

[A Random Horrible Mess]

granted, but they don't comment on it at all.

I wish I had faster internet, so I could watch your amv.  

[samblina]

bam! your computer is faster but it wont turn on anymore
i wish i was prettier