Magical Soda Machine

[killafrog]

gets a morge

inserts a mannequin  

[Nei1]

Gets a new outfit off of it.
Inserts a mime.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: ...

Inserts: face paint  

[Icy Reign]

gets Sally Struthers!

*inserts overpriced save this third world commercial*  

[QuietStorm XII]

Gets guilt trip while eating a steak (medium-rare)

Inserts half eaten steak dinner crying  

[KommandoKat]

Gets a frozen over Processed meal..

Inserts Jennie Craig  

[QuietStorm XII]

Gets 5 small meals a day

Inserts before/after photos of me redface  

[Icy Reign]

gets the latest version of Photo Shop

*inserts XXX pictures of various stars*  

[KommandoKat]

Gets a commercial contract with Weight Watchers
Inserts Bikini  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets a horrified look and a pack of waxing strips

xd

Inserts used wax strips

 

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: a cheap toupée

Inserts: bottle of hair dye  

[Ghost of Lily]

Gets Day-Glo hair - you're just in time for Halloween Punk

Inserts dead account  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: a vengeful ghost eek run away! *screams like a little girl*

Inserts: shattered reputation  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Gets: a new reputation

Inserts: guilt trip  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: mother-in-law stare

Inserts: mother-in-law