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Total Votes : 127

Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8, 4, 6 Total: 18 (3-24)

Darth Daddicus
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:44 am
Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus

The droid zips past the girl and drops a thermal detonator at her feet as it retreats.
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 85

Esme grabs a cold beer 🍺
Esme=140
Droid=85


The droid slips poison in the girl's drink as she looks away.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 85
 
Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 7, 7, 1 Total: 15 (3-36)
PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:47 am
Darth Daddicus
Queentintin
Darth Daddicus
Queentintin
Darth Daddicus
Queentintin


lol a headbutt! funny! *hey ouch!* that hurt

1 hit! take that!
Queentintin=250
Droid= 165 blaugh


The droid brings out an electrostaff and twirls it about madly until it finds an opening. It strikes swift and hard.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165


My turn, electro staff huh, ok, I bring an electro saber xd

2 hits! haha!
Queentintin=165
Droid=-5 its out!

DROID DOWN!


The droid comes in and watches the girl as she finishes off its predecessor. It won't be as easy to defeat as that one, it processes. The droid extends a sword from the underside of each of its arms and pounces at the girl.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250


a sword? is that's how its gonna be , ok then, takes our her mace, has a nifty spiked metal ball at the end, on a chain, when you swing it, it hurts!

woot! it worked! 1 hit -85 to the droid!
Queentintin=165
Droid= 165


The droid looks down at the dents caused by the mace and then looks back up at the girl as its eyes glow a darker shade of red. The droid crosses its sword hands together and pounces toward the girl's neck.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 165


the droid will never learn seems like!

starts protecting herself, in one hand a good shiled the other she swings at the heap of metal, with her midevil mace! hehe! twisted

score remains the same above!  

Queentintin

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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2, 7, 5 Total: 14 (3-24)

Esme Marie Cullen

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 8:12 am
Darth Daddicus

The droid slips poison in the girl's drink as she looks away.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 85

Esme distinguishes a bitterness in her drink and concludes that the droid concocted a special potion. She tosses the contents at the droid’s visual adapter, causing shorting and an automatic shut down. Esme 🧹 the parts into a heap and selects another.
Esme=250
Droid=85-55-55=scrap
Replacement droid=250  
Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 8, 5 Total: 18 (3-24)
PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:51 am
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Think the doctors are too busy at the moment.
Sends them a picture to make them smile.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid edits the picture to make the girl look even more hideous than a meatbag typically looks, then ridicules her on its social media outlets, tagging their mutual contacts.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195


We have mutual contacts. eek
Starts deleting.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid brings out a set of plasma-nunchakus and twirls them about as it approaches the girl.
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 195


Sets up a tripwire before it can reach me.

Fred 195
Droid 30  

Fred66

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Regina De Corazon rolled 3 12-sided dice: 9, 8, 1 Total: 18 (3-36)


Regina De Corazon

Crew

PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 8:04 pm
I really need to plan ahead for this class! These are not exactly the best shoes for this lol.

Ok,I'm changing my shoes for tomorrow!  
Darth Daddicus rolled 3 12-sided dice: 1, 10, 12 Total: 23 (3-36)
PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:26 am
Queentintin
Darth Daddicus
Queentintin
Darth Daddicus
Queentintin


My turn, electro staff huh, ok, I bring an electro saber xd

2 hits! haha!
Queentintin=165
Droid=-5 its out!

DROID DOWN!


The droid comes in and watches the girl as she finishes off its predecessor. It won't be as easy to defeat as that one, it processes. The droid extends a sword from the underside of each of its arms and pounces at the girl.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250


a sword? is that's how its gonna be , ok then, takes our her mace, has a nifty spiked metal ball at the end, on a chain, when you swing it, it hurts!

woot! it worked! 1 hit -85 to the droid!
Queentintin=165
Droid= 165


The droid looks down at the dents caused by the mace and then looks back up at the girl as its eyes glow a darker shade of red. The droid crosses its sword hands together and pounces toward the girl's neck.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 165


the droid will never learn seems like!

starts protecting herself, in one hand a good shiled the other she swings at the heap of metal, with her midevil mace! hehe! twisted

score remains the same above!


The droid goes down for a footsweep with its double-bladed sword arms.
Queentintin = Now you don't have to worry if your socks match anymore! You have no feet to put them on!
Droid = 165
 

Darth Daddicus
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Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 6, 7 Total: 18 (3-24)

Darth Daddicus
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:27 am
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Think the doctors are too busy at the moment.
Sends them a picture to make them smile.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid edits the picture to make the girl look even more hideous than a meatbag typically looks, then ridicules her on its social media outlets, tagging their mutual contacts.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195


We have mutual contacts. eek
Starts deleting.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid brings out a set of plasma-nunchakus and twirls them about as it approaches the girl.
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 195


Sets up a tripwire before it can reach me.

Fred 195
Droid 30


The droid trips, stumbles, and falls to the ground in a heap. It reveals a hidden compartment on its chassis which it fires a missile from.
Fred66 = 30
Droid = 30
 
Darth Daddicus rolled 3 12-sided dice: 4, 12, 3 Total: 19 (3-36)
PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:28 am
Regina De Corazon
I really need to plan ahead for this class! These are not exactly the best shoes for this lol.

Ok,I'm changing my shoes for tomorrow!


The droid ignites a lightsaber in each hand and slashes at the girl's feet so she won't have to worry about accessorizing.
Regina De Corazon = 165
Droid = 250
 

Darth Daddicus
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Ruthless Leader

30,525 Points
  • Hunter 50
  • Survivor 150
  • Megathread 100
Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8, 3, 3 Total: 14 (3-24)

Fred66

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  • Team Jacob 100
PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:10 am
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Think the doctors are too busy at the moment.
Sends them a picture to make them smile.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid edits the picture to make the girl look even more hideous than a meatbag typically looks, then ridicules her on its social media outlets, tagging their mutual contacts.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195


We have mutual contacts. eek
Starts deleting.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid brings out a set of plasma-nunchakus and twirls them about as it approaches the girl.
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 195


Sets up a tripwire before it can reach me.

Fred 195
Droid 30


The droid trips, stumbles, and falls to the ground in a heap. It reveals a hidden compartment on its chassis which it fires a missile from.
Fred66 = 30
Droid = 30


Bats the missile back at the droid.

Fred 30
Droid 30

Defeated. biggrin

Missed the new droid.

Fred 250
Droid 250  
Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2, 5, 3 Total: 10 (3-24)
PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:44 am
Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus

The droid slips poison in the girl's drink as she looks away.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 85

Esme distinguishes a bitterness in her drink and concludes that the droid concocted a special potion. She tosses the contents at the droid’s visual adapter, causing shorting and an automatic shut down. Esme 🧹 the parts into a heap and selects another.
Esme=250
Droid=85-55-55=scrap
Replacement droid=250

Esme extends her leg, tripping the droid.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55=195  

Esme Marie Cullen

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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 8, 8, 3 Total: 19 (3-36)

Queentintin

Fashionable Delight

33,100 Points
  • Unbreakable Bond 150
  • The Sweetest 250
  • The Edgiest 250
PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:57 am
The droid goes down for a footsweep with its double-bladed sword arms.
Queentintin = Now you don't have to worry if your socks match anymore! You have no feet to put them on!
Droid = 165


time for a new droid lol

User Image

HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP
Queentintin=250
Droid=250

time to show this machine whos boss! lol

no hits! and youre bombarded by a snow storm, yes! winter has returned! hahahaha!  
Regina De Corazon rolled 3 12-sided dice: 5, 2, 10 Total: 17 (3-36)
PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:13 pm
Darth Daddicus
Regina De Corazon
I really need to plan ahead for this class! These are not exactly the best shoes for this lol.

Ok,I'm changing my shoes for tomorrow!


The droid ignites a lightsaber in each hand and slashes at the girl's feet so she won't have to worry about accessorizing.
Regina De Corazon = 165
Droid = 250


Ok, enough with destroying my footwear! You are really hitting below the ankle bracelet! Just to show I'm a good sport though I made a drink just for you.
(Laced heavily with specially designed demolition nanites. Once he drinks it they will tear him apart from inside!)
At least the ingested some of it!
Me 165
Droid 165  


Regina De Corazon

Crew

Darth Daddicus rolled 2 8-sided dice: 4, 7 Total: 11 (2-16)

Darth Daddicus
Vice Captain

Ruthless Leader

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  • Hunter 50
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  • Megathread 100
PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:43 am
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66
Darth Daddicus
Fred66


We have mutual contacts. eek
Starts deleting.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid brings out a set of plasma-nunchakus and twirls them about as it approaches the girl.
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 195


Sets up a tripwire before it can reach me.

Fred 195
Droid 30


The droid trips, stumbles, and falls to the ground in a heap. It reveals a hidden compartment on its chassis which it fires a missile from.
Fred66 = 30
Droid = 30


Bats the missile back at the droid.

Fred 30
Droid 30

Defeated. biggrin

Missed the new droid.

Fred 250
Droid 250


The droid comes in and ducks a couple of the girl's weak attacks. It drops low and slashes at her knees with a lightsaber.
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 250
 
Darth Daddicus rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 8, 3 Total: 16 (3-24)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:44 am
Esme Marie Cullen
Esme Marie Cullen
Darth Daddicus

The droid slips poison in the girl's drink as she looks away.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 85

Esme distinguishes a bitterness in her drink and concludes that the droid concocted a special potion. She tosses the contents at the droid’s visual adapter, causing shorting and an automatic shut down. Esme 🧹 the parts into a heap and selects another.
Esme=250
Droid=85-55-55=scrap
Replacement droid=250

Esme extends her leg, tripping the droid.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55=195


The droid gets up and dusts itself off. But, while it was down there, it tied the girl's shoelaces together. Two can play at the tripping game!
Esme Marie Cullen = 140
Droid = 195
 

Darth Daddicus
Vice Captain

Ruthless Leader

30,525 Points
  • Hunter 50
  • Survivor 150
  • Megathread 100
Darth Daddicus rolled 3 12-sided dice: 8, 7, 7 Total: 22 (3-36)

Darth Daddicus
Vice Captain

Ruthless Leader

30,525 Points
  • Hunter 50
  • Survivor 150
  • Megathread 100
PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:45 am
Queentintin
The droid goes down for a footsweep with its double-bladed sword arms.
Queentintin = Now you don't have to worry if your socks match anymore! You have no feet to put them on!
Droid = 165


time for a new droid lol

User Image

HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP
Queentintin=250
Droid=250

time to show this machine whos boss! lol

no hits! and youre bombarded by a snow storm, yes! winter has returned! hahahaha!


The droid gathers all of the snow into the biggest snow boulder the girl has ever seen and throws it directly at her with all of its might!
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
 
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