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Afi_Kino

PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:35 pm


He never took that damn hood off... It was awkward around the other couples... And the kids neutral
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:15 am


he was always looking for a fight

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:02 am


she was... she was... well... I had to sleep in a different room because her bird smelled like crap
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:35 pm


He loved the penguin more than me.
That's ok though I gots a llama dramallama

HazyKoala

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:45 pm


She tried to... um... do stuff with me while holding a machete
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:19 pm


Mr.Flipper loved me but he raped me cuz you told him to.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:22 pm


Mr. Flipper isnt like that!

Because she kept wanting me to put my hand in her shirt, and whenever I didnt, she would accuse Mr. Flipper of rape.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:30 pm


Because he kept wanting to touch my boobs, for no reason and Polar didnt like him doing that.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:31 pm


rolleyes eek rolleyes

Cause she wanted to do... stuff... every day... stressed
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:33 pm


He wouldnt do what I wanted every day!!! He made me even less horny than I usually am!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:37 pm


Everytime we actually did it... she would turn on a sex scene in a movie so she could imitate it... rolleyes
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:38 pm


He screamed like a girl when I would ride him.
(even though I am bi and like screaming, he should scream like a man)

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:40 pm


She said I screamed like a girl when she... you get the point... and when I was taking a shower she would try to come in, thats why I locked the door 3nodding
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:43 pm


He wouldnt satisfy any of my needs!!!

even the one where all I needed was a hug.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:44 pm


Every time I hugged her, she would try to pull my pants down and then hers... gonk
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