KILL THIS THREAD! Win 1k, new prizes p1

[Nei1]

*eats the thread out of house and home*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-shoots the thread in the crotch-  

[Nei1]

*pours oil on the floor and lets the thread slip*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-sticks out her leg and trips the thread-  

[Nei1]

Here, hold these two exposed wires.

*pulls on a switch which causes electricity to pulse thought the wires*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

(You got that from The Addams Family, right? XD)

Stabs the thread right between the eyes.  

[Nei1]

(Actually I was remembering the movie UHF.)

*buried the thread alive*


Buried alive...buried alive...buried alive...  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-ties the thread up to a big ticking bomb-  

[Nei1]

*leaves the thread on a desert island*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-throws the thread into a jellyfish tank-  

[Nei1]

*accidentally pushes the thread in to the mulcher *  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-the thread gets the FSOD in PSO-  

[Nei1]

You can recover from that, make it X-FOSD instead.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-gives the thread a ticking box and runs away-  

[Nei1]

*gives the FoxDie virus to the thread*