KILL THIS THREAD! Win 1k, new prizes p1

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-puts on a mask over her nose and mouth and pops an anthrax balloon in the thread's face-  

[Nei1]

*shoots the thread in butt with a toothpick*  

[Psyzapp]

Stands in the middle of the thread and tries to "will" it to be dead.  

[Nei1]

Nice one.

*uses the power of the Schwartz on the thread*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Ties the thread to an anvil and throws it overboard.  

[Nei1]

*does the Vulture nerve pinch on the thread causing death*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

The Vulcan Nerve Pinch does not kill.  

[Nei1]

Kanjite Knight

The Vulcan Nerve Pinch does not kill.

I SAID the Vulture nerve pinch.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

My bad.  

[Nei1]

*puts the thread onto a rack and slowly turns the wheel*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-beheads the thread-  

[Nei1]

*nags the thread to death*

Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag!  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-does goth/emo cheerleading, causing the thread to kill itself out of depression-  

[Dark-Blue Zeus]

*Forces the thread to watch c-span on a rainy day*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-blocks every channel the thread gets EXCEPT C-Span-