we have NURSES & Cabana BOYS - LOL ~ Geezerville

[Wretched Soul]

Evening to ya, Miss Gilder. Jack touches his fingers to the tip of his hat in salute. Good to see ya. He eyes the fox suspiciously. Ya let just about anyone in, heh? I dun need no shots, Miss Gilder so I'll just head on outta here. He saunters out heading for the bar.  

[Nei1]

*tries to tale apart the camcorder*

I hate messing with these small screws.  

[Maune]

Gilda Geezer

Maune

::Maune walks into Gilda's office as his fox ears twitches:: You wanted to see me Gilda?

Ah, yes dear, I did need to see you a moment. *Pulls out a couple of syringes and test tubes.* I'll need to see your arm, dear.

*Ties a rubber band around Maune's arm and slips a needle in to his vein. She then slides a test tube on to the needle and proceeds to fill a few vials with his blood.* Hanging in there, dear? Just a few shots now. *Removes the needle she drew blood with and releases the tourniquet. Gilda picks up another syringe, popping him in the other arm before he can protest.* One more, I promise. But you'll need to turn around, dear. Drop the drawers, hun, just a little. This one has to be delivered here, sorry, dear.

*Sees the surprise on his face and stares down her glasses at him.* It doesn't hurt that much, dear. I'm a nurse - doctor in-training, and I've seen more than one bare bum in my career. Now go on, turn round and let's get this done. I do have to get back to the University...

::Maune blushes as he turns around and takes off his pants and boxers to show Gilda his rear::  

[Stargazer Lily]

Jack, so nice of you to drop in. Let just about anyone in? We let you in so I guess we do. How's the GF? *smirks*  

[bandaidd]

UnlimitedBlade

bandaidd

*gets out chilly stethoscope and lets him hold his breath while she listens to his heart*

If ya can't take a little chill, I don't see how you could possibly withstand the rigors of being a cabana boy. You DO understand that the job will be rigorous, don't you? You can just nod or shake your head while you continue to hold your breath.

Oh I can take the chill, I was just trying to be difficult razz

*Nods head and continues to hold is breath*

*watches Unlimited hold his breath*
Well, now. I'll have to check my records of course, but we may well have a new record here.
*nods approvingly*  

[Digital Future]

*Starts gasping for air*

C-can't h-hold m-much l-l-longerrrrr

*Lets himself to breathe and gasps for air after holding it for too long*  

[bandaidd]

yup. definitely a new record. Dougherty is going to be so upset.

go ahead and exhale. Now just relax while i check your reflexes.
*gets out reflex hammer and taps inside and outside of elbows, wrists, knees, ankles*

Close your eyes and tell me if you feel sharp or dull. [this is the fun part] Mmkay. Mmkay almost done, gonna attach electrodes to your chest and arms. They are just stickers, nothing to be afraid of, hun. Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here! And calibrating the monitor, entering your data... sorry this is taking so long. Go ahead and get on the treadmill and hold on to the rails. I am going to start it at a walk, like so. Doing okay? Let me know if you have difficulty breathing, chest pain, faintness or just can't go any more.  

[Lil Brat]

*Stalks in to the bar, grabbing a few bottles from behind the counter on her way to her office. As she reaches the door, she wrenches it open, then slams it behind her, rattling the windows through the home. Within moments, she opens the door and hangs a large DO NOT DISTURB sign from the knob. Once more there is a loud slamming noise. Thought-speaks to Gilda: "Hold my calls.*  

[Gilda Geezer]

*Hears Brat's voice ringing in her head.* Got it, boss. stare Wonder what that poor fool did? eek

*Turns her attention to Maune.* Oh. *Shifts his tail to the side and gives him his final shot.* That should do it. You can report for duty now.  

[Digital Future]

bandaidd

yup. definitely a new record. Dougherty is going to be so upset.

go ahead and exhale. Now just relax while i check your reflexes.
*gets out reflex hammer and taps inside and outside of elbows, wrists, knees, ankles*

Close your eyes and tell me if you feel sharp or dull. [this is the fun part] Mmkay. Mmkay almost done, gonna attach electrodes to your chest and arms. They are just stickers, nothing to be afraid of, hun. Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here! And calibrating the monitor, entering your data... sorry this is taking so long. Go ahead and get on the treadmill and hold on to the rails. I am going to start it at a walk, like so. Doing okay? Let me know if you have difficulty breathing, chest pain, faintness or just can't go any more.

Gasp...Pant Pant...Ouch...

*Frantically tries to keep up to Bandaidd's physical*

I won't give up so easily! Bring everything you can dish at me nurse! I...will...keep...going..! wink  

[bandaidd]

UnlimitedBlade

bandaidd

yup. definitely a new record. Dougherty is going to be so upset.

go ahead and exhale. Now just relax while i check your reflexes.
*gets out reflex hammer and taps inside and outside of elbows, wrists, knees, ankles*

Close your eyes and tell me if you feel sharp or dull. [this is the fun part] Mmkay. Mmkay almost done, gonna attach electrodes to your chest and arms. They are just stickers, nothing to be afraid of, hun. Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here! And calibrating the monitor, entering your data... sorry this is taking so long. Go ahead and get on the treadmill and hold on to the rails. I am going to start it at a walk, like so. Doing okay? Let me know if you have difficulty breathing, chest pain, faintness or just can't go any more.

Gasp...Pant Pant...Ouch...

*Frantically tries to keep up to Bandaidd's physical*

I won't give up so easily! Bring everything you can dish at me nurse! I...will...keep...going..! wink

That's what I like to hear!
*pulls an overhead cord, which releases an ice-water shower over the treadmill, and watches monitor*
This is to see how your heart reacts to sudden shocks. Believe me, sudden shocks are part of the job.  

[Digital Future]

*Screams in shock*

AHHHHHHHHHHH THATS FREAKING COLD! $%@#%!!!! WHEN DID ICE WATER BECOME PART OF THIS TEST!! eek  

[bandaidd]

Shush. I ask the questions around here, son.
Now the flame thrower, to see how you react in heated situations.
...and last but not least the gatling gun shooting up the floor around you to see if you can dance. Keep going, you're doing great. wink  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

No wonder there aren't any cabana girls here. sad

Only a man would be stupid enough to endure such harsh treatment. sad  

[bandaidd]

Harsh? I'm not making any of them get impregnated and carry a child for nine months and then squeeze it out or anything. This stuff is exciting, fun and shortlived. the way men like it. blaugh