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[Keisaku Hakurei]

-shoots the thread-  

[Nei1]

What, no Eva remark?

*let's the thread slip in a banana peal*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-the thread slips on a banana peel and falls head-first on an anvil-  

[Nei1]

*uses her zOMG rings on the thread*-  

[Bao Sanniang]

Drowns the thread in bleach.  

[Nei1]

*makes the thread watch poorly dubbed anime*

That's enough to make me want kill myself.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-makes the thread look at nude photos of Rosie O'Donnel-  

[Nei1]

I'll say it again, are we the only people trying to kill this thread?

*sneaks up behind the thread and snaps it's neck*  

[Bao Sanniang]

-makes the thread watch the 1980's version of He-Man-  

[Nei1]

*hypnotizes the thread to kill itself*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-uses Megid on the thread-  

[Stargazer Lily]

*Inserts Barney the Purple Dinosaur videos to make the thread cry.*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-beats the thread in a quickdraw contest-  

[Stargazer Lily]

*Bandages the thread, ensuring more torture with Barney, followed by a round of Teletubbies.*  

[Bao Sanniang]

-has the thread escorted to the chopping block where a man with an ax wearing a black hood awaits-