Magical Soda Machine

[Icy Reign]

gets a cool device that controls life around me

*inserts amnesia*  

[Nei1]

Get's a blank stare.
Inserts ....What's my name?  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: Say my name! .... *cough* ninja

Inserts: vivid mental image  

[Icy Reign]

gets fantasy of TES leather clad....mmmmmmmmmmmm.... xd

*inserts homemade "dvd"  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: ... um... nothing. Nothing at all. I don't have any "homemade dvds" *nervous laugh* ninja

Inserts: inconspicuous locked box  

[Icy Reign]

gets the governments dirty little secrets

*inserts blackmail papers*  

[Maune]

Gets a video of TES being totured by Icy, Katana and Psyzapp

Inserts papers to have it sold to the highest bidder  

[KommandoKat]

Gets DVD with TES being totured by Icy, Katana and Psyzapp

Inserts 1,000,000 Dollars in nickles as per the Contract I Signed with Maune burning_eyes ( Hmmm Now what to do what to Do ??)  

[Maune]

((I say we use it as blackmail twisted ))
Gets the 1,000,000 in nickles as it says on the contract

Inserts a preview of the full dvd that KommandoKat has.  

[KommandoKat]

Gets a Beaten up Mailman that smells like grunny stew xd

Inserts Blackmail letters to all in the DVD ..  

[QuietStorm XII]

Gets a copy of a unknown dvd from an unknown sender with an unknown attached.

Inserts a the unknown package back to sender....freaky!  

[Nei1]

Get no such number.
Inserts back to you.  

[KommandoKat]

Gets Put on Hold

Inserts Toll free Number  

[Icy Reign]

gets an annoying telemarketer

*inserts "secret shopper" scam*  

[katana68]

Gets useless "get rich quick" information.

Inserts pyramid scheme.