"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Virtus Fierkin]

Cuz they're invisible....
Why do people still go to the mall???
"7  

[Eternal_Witch_Tenko]

Because it's cool to be unoriginal
Whats your name?  

[Cerebral Perception]

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Why are you awake?  

[Miku4U]

Because I drank too much candy.

What is tomorrow's weather going to be like?  

[333sama333]

100% chance of snow and clouds with still a 100% chance of sun.

Why do some emotes look really creepy?  

[Cerebral Perception]

Because they're stalking you.
When was I born?  

[oOoMercury MadnessoOo]

Because they're afraid of your Tiger.

Why can't people just decide whether to call it a Grue or a Domo?  

[Miku4U]

PIE!!!

Paintball anyone?  

[SP3C7RUM]

It's Saturday!

Why is water wet?  

[Miku4U]

Because I told it to be.

Want to play Yahtzee?  

[Fancy Random Freak]

HELL YES!
*rolls dice
Why do black holes suck?  

[SP3C7RUM]

Because they are alone and they need love.

Why do I still have to go to school?  

[Squish-e-BeAr]

Because i'm green
Why does it turn dark at night?

 

[SP3C7RUM]

Because we need to save light.

Why are chips crunchy?  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Because if they weren't crunchy, they'd be healthy!

Why do I like Prawn Cocktail crisps so much (and where do I come from? razz )