Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Erik_Deadman]

Realized i was cursed by a voodoo 'doctor' into seeing people as their oppoiste sexes.. divoced then went on a mission to hunt down and kill the 'doctor'  

[DestinyNowNotLater]

He never took his goggles off and that was too weird.  

[Dani0229]

She spent all her time reading and never did anything with me or helped around the house.  

[Kitaniji Megumi]

she was selfish in bed.  

[Erik_Deadman]

Was Drunk enough and partialy blind and though it was my ex, StarsMoonsPlanets  

[BornToPlease]

He never had time for me because he always thought about getting drunk and his ex.  

[Pure 3picness]

...idk.. she was mean  

[BornToPlease]

I hated him for all the things he did to me.  

[Erik_Deadman]

Looking at her, all i could think was sex.. had to get drunk so i didnt but then i started thinking of another woman  

[Chaton Atomique]

He didn't take well to all the drama and emotional blackmail. twisted heart  

[Erik_Deadman]

Devil would've taken her soul to hel.. couldnt let him  

[Third Chaos Saint]

no homo  

[Erik_Deadman]

not even part robot  

[iShooting Star]

he wouldn't put his laser swords down....