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[bandaidd]

*sits on the thread's toilet* OW! Who did that?
*makes a mess on the thread's floor* redface  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Shoots the thread right between the eyes.  

[Nei1]

*dumps five tons of snow on the thread*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-plays Phantasy Star Portable in front of the thread, which shoots itself out of jealousy for not having a PSP-  

[Nei1]

*leaves the thread alone in small cabin and waits for the cabin fever to set it*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-Performs Megid on the thread-  

[Nei1]

*has EVERYONE simply ignore the thread cause it to be in a deep depression*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-shoots the thread with an AIDS dart-  

[Nei1]

*makes the thread watch Barney*

Cruel, I know.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-repeatedly casts Gifoi on the thread-  

[Nei1]

*uses the Nei Claw and slashes the thread to death*

http://www.pso-world.com/items.php?op=viewarticle&artid=897  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-guillotines the thread-  

[Nei1]

*has the thread slip on some ice and breaks it's neck*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Oh my, I almost went to bed without reviving the thread. That would have been a disaster.  

[Nei1]

*flushes the thread down the toilet*