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| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 7, 5
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Darth Verum Interius Esme Marie Cullen Darth Verum Interius Esme Marie Cullen Darth Verum Interius [quote="Esme Marie cullen”] MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPNew session She drop kicks the droid, damaging it’s vocal processor. Esme=250 Replacement Droid (medium)=250-55=195
Esme Marie Cullen = 250
Droid = 195
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 195
Esme slams an awl into the droid’s fuel tank, causing it to catch fire 🔥 Esme=195 Droid=195-55=140
The droid activates one of the Temple's fire suppression oxygen-proof domes, surrounding itself and the girl with a protective dome. The girl starts to feel the effects of an oxygen-less environment.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 140
Esme activates the droid’s extinguisher 🧯 and sprays the dome until it shatters. She grinds the glass fragments and pours them into it’s axles.
Esme=30
Droid=140-55-55=30 |
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 6, 8
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2020 9:01 am
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 5, 6
Total: 19 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2020 9:02 am
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Queentintin Darth Verum Interius Queentintin Darth Verum Interius Queentintin Darth Verum Interius The droid pounces on the girl and begins scratching her with its razor-sharp claws.
Queentintin = 140
Droid = 195
oh nos, what will she do, use her blaster! hehe 2hits take that! Queentintin=140 Droid= 85!
Queentintin = 85
Droid = 85
nonono, lol those burn! ok , lets see, gets out her lightsaber, time to end this! 1 hit yay! Queentintin=85 Droid=30!
Queentintin = 30
Droid = 30
lets try this =) time to fisnish the droid, same score, 30/30 no hits!
The droid emits a deadly gas as it begins to expire.
Queentintin = Poor oxygen slaves can't handle a little poison?
Droid = 30
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 2, 3
Total: 6 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2020 9:04 am
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Esme Marie Cullen Darth Verum Interius Esme Marie Cullen Darth Verum Interius The droid activates a flamethrower to make the girl dance even faster!
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 195
Esme slams an awl into the droid’s fuel tank, causing it to catch fire 🔥 Esme=195 Droid=195-55=140
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 140
Esme activates the droid’s extinguisher 🧯 and sprays the dome until it shatters. She grinds the glass fragments and pours them into it’s axles. Esme=30 Droid=140-55-55=30
The droid grabs a handful of the glass shards and throws them at the girl's face.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 30
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 7, 7
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2020 9:06 am
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Darth Verum Interius Queentintin Darth Verum Interius Queentintin Darth Verum Interius The droid moves in even closer until the girl's blaster becomes a clumsy weapon. The droid gives the girl an Indian burn!
Queentintin = 85
Droid = 85
nonono, lol those burn! ok , lets see, gets out her lightsaber, time to end this! 1 hit yay! Queentintin=85 Droid=30!
Queentintin = 30
Droid = 30
lets try this =) time to fisnish the droid, same score, 30/30 no hits!
Queentintin = Poor oxygen slaves can't handle a little poison?
Droid = 30
oh no! once again, you kicked me butt lol
new battle, new droid, begins! twisted normal, medium xd
Queentintin=250
Droid= 250
2 hits ^^
Queentintin=250
Droid= 140 |
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Regina De Corazon rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 1, 1
Total: 6 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2020 10:42 am
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Darth Verum Interius Regina De Corazon Darth Verum Interius Regina De Corazon Darth Verum Interius Regina De Corazon HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP Enters the training room thinking Daddicus may need to rethink this whole serving clone meat in the cafeteria thing! That practice seems to be turning this place into a haven for cannibals!
Regina De Corazon = 250
Droid = 250
I easily evade the droids clumsy slash. I activate my own saber and slash across it's midsection!
Regina 250
Droid 165
Regina De Corazon = 165
Droid = 165
I use the momentum from the explosion to do a force assisted jump over the droid to land behind it. I ignite my lightsaber as I am landing and slash down the droids back as I land. Regina 165 Droid 80
Regina De Corazon = 165
Droid = 80
I easily avoid the boa-constrictor's grasp and attempt to slice it's head off! |
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 4, 3
Total: 10 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2020 4:59 pm
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 7, 6
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:49 am
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Darth Verum Interius Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThe conveyor belt sped up too fast, the droid spins out of control and hurts itself in the fall. Fred 250 Droid 85
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 85
Smashes the stone column and the droid with it.
Fred 140
Droid 85
The droid is no more. biggrin |
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 8, 4
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:27 am
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Queentintin new battle, new droid, begins! twisted normal, medium xd Queentintin=250 Droid= 250 2 hits ^^ Queentintin=250 Droid= 140
The droid ignites a lightsaber in each hand and begins a twirling saber attack on the girl.
Queentintin = 140
Droid = 140
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 12-sided dice:
12, 2, 4
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:28 am
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Regina De Corazon Darth Verum Interius Regina De Corazon Darth Verum Interius The droid jumps back to avoid close combat with the girl. It lifts its arm and reveals a heat-seeking miniature missile, which it fires at the girl.
Regina De Corazon = 165
Droid = 165
I use the momentum from the explosion to do a force assisted jump over the droid to land behind it. I ignite my lightsaber as I am landing and slash down the droids back as I land. Regina 165 Droid 80
Regina De Corazon = 165
Droid = 80
I easily avoid the boa-constrictor's grasp and attempt to slice it's head off!
The droid exposes sharp metallic fangs which it strikes with. It aims for the girl's throat.
Regina De Corazon = 80
Droid = 80
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 4, 2
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:31 am
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Esme Marie Cullen MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPDarth Verum Interius The droid grabs a handful of the glass shards and throws them at the girl's face.
Esme Marie Cullen = 30
Droid = 30
Esme removes the glass shards from under her nails. Esme=30 Droid=30
The droid is amazed at the girl's and its own resilience. It slashes at the girl's throat with its razor-sharp talons.
Esme Marie Cullen = Finally!
Droid = 30
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:32 am
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Fred66 Darth Verum Interius Fred66 MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPThe conveyor belt sped up too fast, the droid spins out of control and hurts itself in the fall. Fred 250 Droid 85
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 85
Smashes the stone column and the droid with it. Fred 140 Droid 85 The droid is no more. biggrin
Great work! Get another droid and catch up to Queen! |
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Regina De Corazon rolled 3 12-sided dice:
12, 5, 10
Total: 27 (3-36)
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Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:16 am
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Darth Verum Interius Regina De Corazon Darth Verum Interius Regina De Corazon Darth Verum Interius The droid jumps back to avoid close combat with the girl. It lifts its arm and reveals a heat-seeking miniature missile, which it fires at the girl.
Regina De Corazon = 165
Droid = 165
I use the momentum from the explosion to do a force assisted jump over the droid to land behind it. I ignite my lightsaber as I am landing and slash down the droids back as I land. Regina 165 Droid 80
Regina De Corazon = 165
Droid = 80
I easily avoid the boa-constrictor's grasp and attempt to slice it's head off!
Regina De Corazon = 80
Droid = 80
Unable to escape the droids grasp, I change my shape to that of an anaconda and crush the boa droid. As soon as it is destroyed I shift back to my normal appearance (hope no one saw that) and use the boa droids carcass as a whip to strike the new droid.
Regina= 250
Boa Droid = Boa whip
New Droid=165 |
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 2, 4
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Darth Verum Interius rolled 2 12-sided dice:
1, 4
Total: 5 (2-24)
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 4:42 am
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