The UP Game

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Has some explaining to do of where that blood is coming from.  

[Garynook]

Could have figured out himself that she just saw the second Twilight movie and is over her vampire love and now into werewolves instead.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Is captain of the pantsless pole vaulting team !  

[Garynook]

Is captain of the American Bald Eagle. Yeah he's on a ******** bird.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Will kick your a** while showing off his.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Enjoys being a dictator.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Realized that being a pasifist princess only got her kidnapped or petrified.  

[Garynook]

Never changes his avatar. gonk  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Is actually gasp! a guy.  

[Garynook]

Is actually gasp! not a lesbian!  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Is still not wearing some pants causing hapless victims to look at his gorgeous buns. blaugh  

[Garynook]

Has an obsession.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Taunts me with his a**.  

[Garynook]

Wants to touch it.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Is trying to tempt me.