•unfortunately , fortunately•

[Cret-chan]

Unfortunately, you were chased by something...  

[xjewiex]

fortunately, you have this super cool bag that can transform into anything. And it transformed in to a helicopter whee  

[X_The_Curtain_Call_X]

Unfortunately, the helicopter was empty on fuel :[  

[Hersheydudette]

Fortunately, it had a solar back-up generator. =)  

[inky6]

Unfortunatly it blew up because there were record high temperatures and it couldnt handle the Sun's rays  

[Muffin of Magic]

Fortunately, you had a parachute.

 

[Cazzie Chikai]

Unfortunately, The parachute had a big hole in it.  

[Avaerie]

Fortunately, you landed on a huge bed of cotton pillows.

 

[XxXluna eclipseXxX]

unfortunalely, the cotton pillows were a thin layer over a ton of spikey stones that impale you  

[Aria of Blood]

fortunatly your fairy godmother saved you by waving her wand  

[TemptedBlaze]

Unfortunately, it only lasts until midnight and it's 11:58PM!  

[Avaerie]

Fortunately your fairy godmother took the liberty of stopping the clock for you.

 

[Parrapluie]

Unfortunately, your fairy godmother's arch nemesis took this opportunity in this pocket of time to try to take your soul.
...-shrug-  

[Avaerie]

Fortunately your fairy godmother caught your soul just in time and killed her arch nemesis with a curse.

 

[Parrapluie]

Unfortunately this curse gave you a large, tacky tutu.