"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[DancingCherryBerry]

Yes, you!

Why are remotes controlling?  

[The_Meow_Machine]

Because the man in the box is sending you brain waves.

Why do fish smell funky?  

[Lady Olga]

Because they lick banana peels.

Why is pink so pretty? =D  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because its gay!

Why do people think emo people cut themselves when they DONT!  

[Chibimaru kun]

because the sky is a reflection of the water



what is with all the chuck norris answers?  

[Xynestia]

Because I was busy piercing my kneecap.

Why can't you give me cookies!? D<  

[Azure Soulsteel]

Because there is a roach on your head.

Why is there bird s**t on your shoulder?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because your polar bear did it.

Why do people get arrested for attempting to cross the Mexican border?  

[Ohmi-Jeebus]

Because they wanted to practice for sneaking into a Britney Spears concert.

What is black, and while, and red all over?  

[Areashine]

A giraffe eating an ice cream cone.

What is the ultimate question?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Nothing

Why are penguins deadly?  

[Spooky Ames]

Because they're robots made by the military.

Why do men have nipples?  

[Ohmi-Jeebus]

So they can compare with their guy friends.

Why is there a Charlie the Unicorn 2?  

[xEllipsis]

Because the universe wasn't in balance otherwise.

Why is 6 scared of 7?  

[ItsStillSuppie]

Beacause 7 ate you.
edit:Why is noone here