Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Living Ink]

Ball and chain made too big a bump in the bed...  

[Dr Mangosteen]

You never show me your true face ):  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

she made the whole living room a dance studio for her ballet gonk  

[Dr Mangosteen]

You sleep with your eyes open. (and holy ********, it's scary)  

[engineer-of-doom]

You see those leg warmers... she wears them for a reason... She REALLY, really has cold feet.  

[Earth Sensei]

Sick of the constant breeze coming off her hair  

[Vashtastic]

Due to the constant stench of brimstone.  

[Living Ink]

Her big brother there is a little bit creepy... especially when he crawls in bed with us. sweatdrop  

[flippedreality]

My hair kept catching on fire!  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

It was the skunk, or me. She chose the skunk.  

[Living Ink]

You'll notice I have no sword... it rusted away.  

[axeltheflame]

He had a rusted sword  

[Dr Mangosteen]

I don't mind that he pretend-plays weirdo during the day, but at night...he still pretend-plays...it's getting to the point where I think he actually is a weirdo D:  

[BigEvilPacman]

SHE BEAT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH A GOLF CLUB