hammer, duct tape, or clothes hanger?

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

Duct tape 'em to the wall until I figure out who the hell that is.

A person with two of whatever option you choose.

.... and that was the cerebral perception

 

[Master Azrael Reaper]

hammers and duct tape

they can have as many as they like, but no good if they cant move to use them.


last nights burrito-fest isn't agreeing with you today.......  

[Cerebral Perception]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. HAMMER SOLVES ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS.

Duct tape  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

duct tape


in desperate need of chainmail.  

[GoldenFraggle]

A hammer, duct tape and a bunch of coat hangers & perhaps you can make some !!!!

Since this was a good one let's try this again with someone who knows who she was: A JOAN CRAWFORD IMPERSONATOR !!!!  

[SpokenSoftly]

Duct tape, to shut them up.

Twitard horde in CIF  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Hammer, duct tape, clothes hangers, and a room where screaming can't be heard from...


Someone on fire  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

Hammer to the head, so they quit being annoying, and whining about how it burns.

Happy Wheels

.... and that was the cerebral perception

 

[Master Azrael Reaper]

hammers?

water gets turned off by the city  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Hammer to beat whoever turned the water off

Eternal is lurking under your bed  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

Hammer solves everything

Pie

.... and that was the cerebral perception

 

[Minnta Aloripma]

Hmm... Well that really depends... If it's a hard pie, then hammer... If it's soft, then hanger... If it's fake, then duct tape it to someones face...

You just lost the game  

[Valiant Fenris]

Even though I love duct tape and it fixes everything, Hammer. Its the easiest fix as you can beat yourself dumb

An army of Morts from Penguins of Madagascar with AK-47s  

[Minnta Aloripma]

A gun that fires hammers

It's raining gender bender potions  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Use duct tape and a clothes hanger to make a makeshift umbrella.


Nazi ducks