Vending Machine Game

[Pokeypillow]

You get a stripper.

*for luck kisses then inserts the quarter*  

[zidane - Jace Herondale]

You get A Butler

-inserts 100 peso bill-  

[Lonf]

you get a rusty lawn mower blade
*inserts quarter*  

[Orgasmic Usagi]

You get an old lady.

-Inserts a quarter-

 

[Lonf]

you geeeeeeeeeeeet an ant farm

*inserts 2 quarters*  

[nerdtasticallyfun]

you get an empty box

*inserts a quarter*  

[Shardan Magenstaff]

You get a robot's shiny metal butt.

-Inserts a dollar coin.-  

[Le Scratch]

You get an app for kissing said shiny metal butt.

-inserts quarter-  

[Shardan Magenstaff]

You get the most awesome shades ever to grace a robot's face.

-Inserts a Bison Dollar. (feel free to shoot me for bad Street Fighter movie reference)-  

[Le Scratch]

The vending machine doesn't understand the reference, but you get shot in the face anyway.

-inserts quarter-  

[Miranda60]

Inserts quarter:

You get hippo. burning_eyes  

[Le Scratch]

You get sunscreen.

-inserts a quarter-  

[Gordums]

You get pregnant. Enojy!

-insert two dimes and a nickel-

 

[Le Scratch]

You get nothing for you failed to insert proper coinage.

/me inserts a quarter  

[nerdtasticallyfun]

You get a dinosaur bone

-inserts quarter-