The golden joke

[Queentintin]

Nei1

lol rofl gotta love it! wink  

[Queentintin]

lol
 

[Queentintin]

 

[killafrog]

All of this you can find in http://wiki.answers.com

Rhyme scheme of madam and the rent man?
A b c b d ba b c b a b c b a b c ba b c ba b c ba b c b

What is the definition of Card Stacking?
sexual things

How many people know Miley Cyrus?
At a rough guess I'd say everyone who watched the TV series Hannah Montana.

Where is it illegal for a chicken to cross the road?
case it is ok

How should you kiss a 4th grader?
Like you kiss your mommy. You shouldn't be kissing at that young of an age, I am 14 and still haven't had my first kiss. So save yours for someone special like i am doing.

What are the word that use to create hospitality?
hospitality

What happens if toddlers don't need curfew?
Then they could stay up all night alone and leave their homes without their parents.  

[Queentintin]

Zombie Booty Call... Brain

No, really, I'm more interested in your brain than your body.  

[Nei1]

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
go ask the blind man, he saw it too.  

[Queentintin]

The Joke:

Annoyer: Knock-knock.

Annoyee: Who's there?

Annoyer: Banana.

Annoyee: Banana who?

Annoyer: Knock-knock.

Annoyee: Who's there?

Annoyer: Banana.

Annoyee: Banana who?

Annoyer: Knock-knock.

Annoyee: Who's there?

Annoyer: Orange.

Annoyee: Orange who?

Annoyer: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Annoyee: No.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/funny-4097-5-most-annoying-jokes-all-time/#ixzz2OZP87CDu  

[killafrog]

So theres this nun and shes taking a bath. She hears a knock at the door.
Oooh don't come in I'm bathing and I'm naked and he said "That's okay sister I'm the blind man" She said "Oh then fine come on in" He walks in and says "Nice rack!, now where do you want these blinds?"  

[Queentintin]

killafrog

So theres this nun and shes taking a bath. She hears a knock at the door.
Oooh don't come in I'm bathing and I'm naked and he said "That's okay sister I'm the blind man" She said "Oh then fine come on in" He walks in and says "Nice rack!, now where do you want these blinds?"

cat_biggrin it is funny! lol  

[Queentintin]

I'll put my 2 cents in!
Helisoft
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."  

[Pink Fregia]

killafrog

So theres this nun and shes taking a bath. She hears a knock at the door.
Oooh don't come in I'm bathing and I'm naked and he said "That's okay sister I'm the blind man" She said "Oh then fine come on in" He walks in and says "Nice rack!, now where do you want these blinds?"

That's cute!
 

[Pink Fregia]

Non alcoholic beer is live a vibrator without batteries. It fills you up, but lacks the buzz!  

[Pink Fregia]

I love church bloopers!!!!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=432934196790149&set=a.241077272642510.59874.241072179309686&type=1&theater

 

[Queentintin]

Pink Fregia

Non alcoholic beer is live a vibrator without batteries. It fills you up, but lacks the buzz! [/quote

lol

 

[Queentintin]

The Mommy Test!

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.