Ruin My Wish game

[iSports Fanatic]

Granted! But then the ecosystem burns up and there is no longer food to eat.

I wish I could travel to Greece.

 

[Tal Anduril]

Granted: You travel to Greece only to find that someone with your same name has been placed on a terrorist watch list; while they get everything straightened out you spend the next 10 odd years in a Greek prison.

I wish I could fly! ninja  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted! You now have the ability to fly but you got drafted to be one of the humans to occupy the moon...and well everyone can sort of fly now.


I wish I had smaller feet.

 

[Eisenkrieger]

granted, but due to their size, they cant support you and you keep falling over


i wish i had an abrahms...  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted! Unfortunately since I'm sure you were hoping for an abrams tank instead of the abrahms, you got a 60 year old male stripper from Taiwan.

Enjoy!


I wish the floor of my car wouldn't flood every time there was rain.

It's like the titanic in there!
gonk

 

[Mirazuki]

Granted. You now have a rowboat instead of a car. Happy trip!

I wish Draco Malfoy would ask me to marry him. ikr, im such a looozar.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted! But right before the wedding J.K. Rowling killed him off as a character.



I wish I could see Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden nekked.

 

[GuillotineGirl]

Granted! But since I don't know who you're talking about, they find you hiding behind a bush and kill you guillotine style. You know, that thing you lay on then this giant blade comes down and burning_eyes you're dead.

eek I wish damn flies never existed. MAKE IT HAPPEN! stressed ... Stupid flies... stare  

[Mirazuki]

Granted! No more more flies exist in this world because they all evolved into huge insects that like to bother you in particular. They bite, they kill. Enjoy!

I wish that I could buy that overpriced studded Mango belt.  

[michibane]

Granted!!!
But it's for mangos
So it's too small for you to wear

I wish I could fly  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted, but by some cruel twist of fate, the person who made it so was drunk, and you get sent flying right through a running engine of a 747 jet. eek ow


i wish i had a girlfriend. (ps, in case you dont know, being a bachelor, it aint "ALL THAT"  

[Chief Sankofa]

granted but your girlfriend gives you crabs, good luck with that itch >.<

I wish for a pirat ship^^  

[Pentium 6.0]

Granted. Unfortunately, your pirate ship is also a haunted ghost ship. Have fun battling those living skeletons and zombie parrots.

I wish I had the most art talent in the world.

heart  

[Mirazuki]

Granted! But you had to sell your soul to acquire all that talent just like what Faustus did. Good luck trying to reclaim your soul! Hehe. I feel very literary today.

I wish the China tour in our school wasn't so expensive! Then I could come.
 

[the purple ghost-cat]

Granted!! but when you get there a kiddnapper captures you and turns you into a chinese slave

i wish my dog wasnt so stubborn